Virtual Ship

[alf corbyn]

Den, going to mass, have you gone all religeous on us or is that another misprint. No not thta miss Print, but I think it should read ashore in a mess.

at last!! we have finally reached a port. is it valetta or valhalla?. don't know if i can stomach the gut (oops sorry) at christmas!!. all that yellow water running down the straight, (sorry street) i think i'm in the wrong port. just found a bottle of nine bells rum.
thats one over the eight. oh well back to the stinky cheese. i just love that roquefort. cheers. alf. i'll buy you all a drink when i win the lotto. happy christmas

[Dennis McGuckin]

Den, going to mass, have you gone all religeous on us or is that another misprint. No not thta miss Print, but I think it should read ashore in a mess.

The word 'Mass' [ tongue in cheek] may be substituted for a run ashore. Of course only as far as the Mission!!
Though I could fool the chief into believing I was a nice guy.Worth a try anyway. Anything for a bottle.
Den.

[oldertaffy2]

Just wanted to wish everyone a very Happy Christmas and a peaceful and prosperous New Year.
Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda! To All Taffs
Happy Winter Festival (for those PC, non-religious folks), And a belated Happy Hannukah to everyone!
And Don't make a Maltise cross, till after you open your prezzies
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[Michael Lawrence]

Somethings wrong. The gangways down but no Quartermaster, Theres no steam from the funnel, no lights, it's eerily quiet and that load of tabnabs that were on the after deck have disappeared( more than likely flogged by the dockers to some DIY Maltese for him to build a hotel.) Also the cauldron's missing from the fore deck which bodes ill as it means the Taffia is off somewhere creating mischief. I've just had a peep in the bridgehouse and the 1969 Esso Spl., map is missing does that mean the 'Old Man has been lured away by that Mike The Flag. Theres no noise from the engine room and worse still no movement in the galley ( very rarely is). Me I'm getting worried I think I better check the bar area and see if Dazy John is still around, come to think of it wheres that Vernon, has he taken a pennorth and found a new ship as there doesnt appear to be any stores around. I think I will take a stroll ashore and see if any of the bars 'ave any info.,. Will see if I can get a drop of 8B's while I'm visiting hosteleries. Mike

[Michael Lawrence]

Must say the old girl looks very smart. Mike

[Geoff Anderson]

Hey Capitalist MIKE.
The Welsh witches are up in GOZO having a right P up, as you thought to ditch us to the virtual 2. so we found your store of 8 Bs and we've filled up our Calderon with it.
As for transferring us to the VS2.!
Under the terms of our articles, Sec 3 Sub sec 4, para 9 , line 11. Which states that it is strictly forbidden to transfer or arrange transfers of such parties or members of such crews, onto other vessels at the whim of a GALLEY BOY. Who i might add only station in life is just above the ships cat.
So as spokesman for the FEDERATION OF WELSH WITCHES, and our CANADIAN COUNTER PARTS.
IT is disrespectfully requested that you retract your intension to transfer or otherwise dispense with the services of the above mentioned FEDERATION to the VS2!!!.
The penalties for non compliance of this request are listed below.
1, your backside will be infected with large voluptuous boils. ( to prevent you from sitting down on the job)
2,All liquids are to turn to water upon touching your lips.
3, You will be forced to eat DENS reject non alcoholic tab nabs for the rest of the voyage,( false teeth will be confiscated) PS DEN is a Canadian witch
4, All future leave will be cancelled, and your skis stuffed up any convenient orifices we might find. ( likewise the ski poles).
5, Failing all of the above. A wand will be stuffed up your starboard nostril and rotated every 15mins anti clockwise.
best wishes THE WELSH WITCHES FEDERATION

[Michael Lawrence]

Hey come on Lads. Would I get rid of a canny crew like you lot. If only! No I need the witches up on the fore deck in case we 'ave a collision due to the 69 road map with curry stains be slightly adrift. Look lads you don't want to be spending all your hard earnt cast in the casbars of Malta. Much better you bring it all back on board and I'll look after it for you. I'm giving Den a raise which I've negotiared with the 'Old Man' Les B Anne and her side kick Galloping Guliver. They've offered me some self raising flour which I will give to Den so it's easier for making his DELIGHTFUL tabnabs. ( I can't believe I typed that). You might be drinking the 8B's maties, but we've (Den and I) have jollied up some New Year plonk which is even better and its called 16 Bells. One tot and it will last you a year, but seeing your witches and also Welsh I'll put a VAT on the fore deck for you. Just don't tell Vernon and Dazy John where all the sugar has gone. Mike

[Mike Hall]

oh dear lads,
whats the matter,i did not think VS2 would be such a threat but lets face it,you have not gone far on your virtual voyage.MALTA!!!!!
let me ask,are you going through the suez next?
if so perhaps we could all meet up in auckland to deliver the flag.
mike(owner of VS2)

[Matt Wilkinson]

Hi Mike

I will go down below and keep the screws turning, but you will have to pick me up in Christchurch NZ. Please no Lime Juice at 1000hrs.

Matt
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[happy daze john in oz]

So matt is going below to turn the screw! Who is eh going to turn it on, not the Welsh witches i hope or we will all be in the deepest of crap. If we upset them we are all gorn. Vernon, where ae you mate we need some assistance here.