Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

hi les.i think we could find you at the wheel, we had alf, but mikes lost him somewhere?.when alf turns up you 2 can share wheel tricks. good luck mate you might need it,i think we might all need it . taffy 1i

[Geoff Anderson]

hi all . star date 08.08.08 good luck if your chinese.
the crew list as to todays date.
mike l, galley boy
des-ab/navigator
johm in aussie-bar steward
alf-wheelsman
vernon-chief steward
den-baker/tabnab maker
bilges -ships cat
geoff taffy 1i-lookout/farmer/painter/2nd cook
john meekin-lamptrimmer
pete-taffy 2-?
les -wheelsman

so far so good ,theres plenty of room for more. so sign on . youve nothing to lose. nothing to gain either. but thats another point. no joining fees, you can jump ship anytime. taffy 1i

[Doc Vernon]

Hi,
Well the list looks good so far,but wait! no mention of the Captain?
See i wanted to tell the Cpt to have a word with Les the wheelman,as everytime i get all the Tables setup and ship shape,off he goes again on a course all of his own,and its playing Havoc with the passengers,not to mention the Bleedin Crockery and Cutlery all over the damn place!
Does he perhaps need a new set of Specs! haha!
And please try and keep that ships Cat out of the Dining Room,Grrrr!!
Now there is another problem,John the Bar Stwd has gone missing,and all the Bloods are screaming for a bit of Grog! Bar is all locked up!

Ahoy John where are you! Needed urgently!! haha
Whats going on,i really dont know who or what i am now!! Age is creeping up fast!
Cheers
Vernon The Piles are still making my eyes water!! Help!!!

[happy daze john in oz]

Out in the bush just now looking for some more grapes tp press as we need plenty of concentrated wine for this voyage. Alf drank all the rum, and some blerrie yarpy drank the brandy. Voet sek to those two, now where did I put the wine press?????

[Geoff Anderson]

I think that the term is helmsman but that is not what I am writing about. What cat are you on about Vernon is it the live one or is it the one included on the menu as chicken? I know that we are dangerously low on stores but we must get the liquid stores on board real quick as all our alcohol levels are getting dangerously low as well and if they are not bought up to a safe level then Bounty will not be within cooee of what will happen. Seeing as you are the chief and the most senior on board this problem rests with you. I know that you had problems with piles before joining but that is behind you now. What with the cook sitting in the galley refusing to provide food and the galley boy watching him with a menacing look in his eye. It looks like we will have one memorial trip ahead of ourselves. I think my capabilities on the wheel will keep everyone on their toes in the dinning room because seeing as I have already eaten then I know what is coming up and it feels purrfect. Les

hi les,the reason i called yuo and alf, wheelsmen, is because mike has brought 2 jags onboard.i thought you would enjoy being a chauffeur as well. you never know, maybe some tips or better in it for you and alf. so i'll amend your articals as .quartermaster/chauffeur.if you agree that is.?also i think jags are abit better than holdens. what say you taffy 1i

[happy daze john in oz]

Two jags, not THE TWO jags we hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Michael Lawrence]

hi mike. i told you would have a nice surprise when you woke up.OLDER TAFFY 2,has joined the crew. now isnt that a nice surprise! i thought you'ed like it . best wishes taffy 1i

Doom, Doom It's all doom, we're lost in the Thames estuary with 3 , 3 I say mad taffies aboard. DOOM, DOOM, I must of shot an Albatross we're all doomed.

[Michael Lawrence]

hi all . star date 08.08.08 good luck if your chinese.
the crew list as to todays date.
mike l, galley boy
des-ab/navigator
johm in aussie-bar steward
alf-wheelsman
vernon-chief steward
den-baker/tabnab maker
bilges -ships cat
geoff taffy 1i-lookout/farmer/painter/2nd cook
john meekin-lamptrimmer
pete-taffy 2-?
les -wheelsman

so far so good ,theres plenty of room for more. so sign on . youve nothing to lose. nothing to gain either. but thats another point. no joining fees, you can jump ship anytime. taffy 1i

Where's that bloody Prescott he was never around when you neede him and he's doing a runner now by the looks of it.. Bet he's taken the Missus to the hairdressers in that bloody Jag

[Michael Lawrence]

hi les,the reason i called yuo and alf, wheelsmen, is because mike has brought 2 jags onboard.i thought you would enjoy being a chauffeur as well. you never know, maybe some tips or better in it for you and alf. so i'll amend your articals as .quartermaster/chauffeur.if you agree that is.?also i think jags are abit better than holdens. what say you taffy 1i

The junior peggy 2 jags is missing but as long as the cars are aboard who's worried. Can we now have you all sign on and collect your bedding and make up your bunks. Den is going to cook I believe (or attempt to) and Vernon will be winging around somewhere or other. Please keep a good look out for the 3 witches (also known as Taffies) and don't, I repeat DON'T except anything from the cauldron they've got cooking. Taffy X might try to give you a paint brush make sure you ignore it otherwise it will be chipping and redleading all the way to Oz for you.

[Geoff Anderson]

The junior peggy 2 jags is missing but as long as the cars are aboard who's worried. Can we now have you all sign on and collect your bedding and make up your bunks. Den is going to cook I believe (or attempt to) and Vernon will be winging around somewhere or other. Please keep a good look out for the 3 witches (also known as Taffies) and don't, I repeat DON'T except anything from the cauldron they've got cooking. Taffy X might try to give you a paint brush make sure you ignore it otherwise it will be chipping and redleading all the way to Oz for you.

hi mike. i assume you didnt like your supprise, hey i didnt know were going to go down under ,if thats the case how about we park up somewhere ,to get some stores and fuel. then we can bunny hop. to france. spain etc to top up the grog levels,we can only sail in daylight as les & alf dont see very well in the dark.[put carrots on the shopping list]. fe fi fo fum i smell the blood of an english man ,be he dead or be he alive i'll grind his bones to make my bread, hey den hows the flour levels,got some coming up. hehe. taffy 1i