Virtual Ship

[Dennis McGuckin]

That is not a chick that is Taffy 2 after his spastic surgery

YIKES,What an orible thought. Think I need a drink.
Den.

[Michael Lawrence]

Mike have you caught the latest chat with ref., to you signing on as a sailmaker and using the spare 3/4's of the 'Duster' to put all our motifs on. I will keep you out of mischief and what with the occasional tankard of '16 B's' washing down Den's tabnabs and Terry's other culinary delights before you know it we'll be in Kiwi. Must go and have a lie down as we've had at least 1/2 inch of snow and as usual no ones been prepared for it. Mike

P/s. Wheres the Skipper got to?

[Terry Wilcox]

Going through the Suez Canel on the Virtual Ship, reminded me of the time I was on the Port Invercargill in the 6 day war 1968 and eating Irish Stew from on of the Blue Funnel ships that were trapped in the Great Bitter Lakes, seeing that we have it on the menu, does anyone remember that??? Well now that we have lost Den, I had better get back to the Galley... Take care and keep taking those salt tablets.

[happy daze john in oz]

I think we have a problem, Alf is missing, not at the wheel. Last time we saw him he was lashed to it now he has been replaced with a refugee guy from last bonfire night. I know he was getting a bit thin as he was not eating the tabnabs made especialy for him, so maybe he slipped out of the harness. But where is he, off to las Palmas to see Doris? Or is he still on Lesbos in the hope his luck will change?

[Dennis McGuckin]

HI DEN.
IVE got what you asked for, dont worry about that OZ girl. Shes flat chested like their beer, mate. Full of P--- and wind. LOL . I'll try to get then through customs and passed the misses.
Have fun in the SUN Den.
taffy1eye

Thanks Taffy 2. Now thats my kinda flag. Look forward to you shipping them down here. I know I can 'handle' the one, but not sure about the other. You figure which one!
Hope Terry is managing in the Galley? bet the crew are missing my tabnabs?
Another five weeks leave, then I will be back aboard.
Off for a swim. Need to clear the old head. good cheap rum in these parts.
Den.

[Michael Lawrence]

Yuo better keep swimming mate. We're sling a ladder over the side for you to climb aboard. Better put it in the Guiness book as thats one hell of a swim from the Pacific thru to the Red Sea. Which way are you going Den via the canal or round the Horn? Have a new order in for 1/2 million tabnabs to create a staircase up Table Mountain so you can leave out rum a dum dum. Anyway you enjoy your swim just have some navigation lights showing so we don't run over you. Mike

[Dennis McGuckin]

Yuo better keep swimming mate. We're sling a ladder over the side for you to climb aboard. Better put it in the Guiness book as thats one hell of a swim from the Pacific thru to the Red Sea. Which way are you going Den via the canal or round the Horn? Have a new order in for 1/2 million tabnabs to create a staircase up Table Mountain so you can leave out rum a dum dum. Anyway you enjoy your swim just have some navigation lights showing so we don't run over you. Mike

Think I will come via the canal. That way I can hitch a ride part of the way on a mule.
Funny you talk about having navigation lights. Had a dream last night that I was floating around at sea in the dark!Waste of a dream, could have been with some sex starved bird. Dont say it, I know. She would still be starving.
Half a million tabnabs may be too big an order even for me.Have to have a few rums and think on it.
Den.

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi DEN.
Ive got a flashing RED light, of my bike!. Do you want to borrow it , it might stop you being run over.But i dont know where you could stick it to be seen. Well i do, but will let you work that one out.
taffy 1eye

[happy daze john in oz]

Taffy, a falshing red light on your bike. Are you running a mobile brothel

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi JOHN.
No i dont run a Mobile brothel, I peddle one. also do a good deal for Dyke's on bikes. Let me know if your interested, i can do staff discounts. LOL .
taffy 1eye