Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi ALL.
Well the names have all dried up!!!!!. somebody must have some thoughts????.Come on this BOTTLE is EVAPORATING REAL FAST.hic!
How about the SECOND COMING
the SECOND GOING
THE SECOND CHANCE ?????
Come on throw your thoughts in the hat
taffy1eye

[Michael Lawrence]

[QUOTE=x taffy 2;10628]Hi ALL.
Well the names have all dried up!!!!!. somebody must have some thoughts????.Come on this BOTTLE is EVAPORATING REAL FAST.hic!
How about the SECOND COMING
the SECOND GOING
THE SECOND CHANCE ?????
Come on throw your thoughts in the hat
taffy1eye

Lets keep it clean Taffy Bach. I'm too old to keep coming. We could call it the 'Reawakening' OR THE 'Uprising'. How about the 'Rebirth', maybe 'Old Dogs are back'. I know lets call it the 'British Merchant Navy' or possibly 'Before Maggie'. Mike

[pemcol]

OK I'm back, would you believe I have been in reality, yes decorating, wallpaper off, walls plastered, paint work all burnt off, deckhead, and bulkheads all repainted 2 undercoats one top coat. New carpet, new curtains, new 3 piece suite, so if this is reality, I'm glad to be back to Virtuality, hey! how about that for a name, it may have shades of Everards but what the heck. So has anybody got a drink going? all that decorating and expence has left me with a raging thirst, by the way where are we and where are we going?

[Michael Lawrence]

]OK I'm back, would you believe I have been in reality, yes decorating, wallpaper off, walls plastered, paint work all burnt off, deckhead, and bulkheads all repainted 2 undercoats one top coat. New carpet, new curtains, new 3 piece suite, so if this is reality, I'm glad to be back to Virtuality, hey! how about that for a name, it may have shades of Everards but what the heck. So has anybody got a drink going? all that decorating and expence has left me with a raging thirst, by the way where are we and where are we going?

For Pete's sake keep quiet Percol. 'Er indoors is after me to get on with some decy work and if there's one thing I hate more than a paint brush, it's two of the buggers. I hope she doesn't see this posting of your as I could be for a month of deccy work. Mike

P.S. As regards 'Virtuality' was Everards a good feeder? Mike

[pemcol]

Hi Mike, sorry about mentioning the D word lets hope it goes un-noticed eh? as for Everards I don't know what they were like as feeders, but we are bound to find out someone will soon blow if they were no good.
Cheers Frank.

[Michael Lawrence]

Hi Mike, sorry about mentioning the D word lets hope it goes un-noticed eh? as for Everards I don't know what they were like as feeders, but we are bound to find out someone will soon blow if they were no good.
Cheers Frank.

Many years ago, way back in time when I was first ashore, some friend of the W.R. family was a skipper on Everards. I done a 'busmans' trip on it from Barry to Swansea. Mate it was a real eye opener, I was use to NZSco where it was Mr mate this and Chief that and yes Sir no Sir. Jim'd crew called him Boss, Guv, or Skipper. As for food I think it was fairly basic. It was fun tho to get away from shore if only for 24 hrs as we missed the tide. Mike

[Gulliver]

Ar! me Hearties.Just had me a terrible nightmare about our Virtual Vessel!


('Tis Spankers and Futtocks to Us All,methinks!)



Gulliver

[Geoff Anderson]

Ar! me Hearties.Just had me a terrible nightmare about our Virtual Vessel!


('Tis Spankers and Futtocks to Us All,methinks!)



Gulliver

Hi Gulliver, arr lad tis a bad dream is that.But fret you not, our gallant ship of no name!!.Can never do that ,for two reasons.
1 weve never found a port yet!!!
2 weve all the holds full of empty grog bottles,and corks.!!!
taffy 1eye

[Michael Lawrence]

Ar! me Hearties.Just had me a terrible nightmare about our Virtual Vessel!


('Tis Spankers and Futtocks to Us All,methinks!)



Gulliver

I thought you said you knew how to load a ship! Now Taffy is blaming all the M T's. There are no M. T.'s all bottles were filled by Den and I with 'Eight Bells' which is twice as warm, twice as nice, cuts the ice but twice as strong. Den has also used some (about 5 gallons ) to mix up his latest batch of tabnabs, he's even slung in some sultanas and currants plus a few weevils to give it body.
Alright you lazy lot get yourselves topside and get the covers off as it looks as if we'll have to re arrange Gulliver's loading. His problem is his mind is to much on sex. I mean I ask you Spankers and Futtocks. The last time I saw those two they were in a strip club in Soho in the late 50's early 60's. I'm pretty sure I saw Taffy X hanging about in there with Dazy John and our estiable C/Stwd Vernon. Why you lot clear this mess up Den and I will wander ashore to check out the local talent. Any idea where we are by the way?. Mike

[Geoff Anderson]

[QUOTE=Michael Lawrence;11121]I thought you said you knew how to load a ship! Now Taffy is blaming all the M T's. There are no M. T.'s all bottles were filled by Den and I with 'Eight Bells' which is twice as warm, twice as nice, cuts the ice but twice as strong. Den has also used some (about 5 gallons ) to mix up his latest batch of tabnabs, he's even slung in some sultanas and currants plus a few weevils to give it body.
Alright you lazy lot get yourselves topside and get the covers off as it looks as if we'll have to re arrange Gulliver's loading. His problem is his mind is to much on sex. I mean I ask you Spankers and Futtocks. The last time I saw those two they were in a strip club in Soho in the late 50's early 60's. I'm pretty sure I saw Taffy X hanging about in there with Dazy John and our estiable C/Stwd Vernon. Why you lot clear this mess up Den and I will wander ashore to check out the local talent. Any idea where we are by the way?. MikeQUOTE]

Hi All.and mike.
I hope youve both got your WATER WINGS and JESUS BOOTS ON?????. as we are about 20 miles out at sea, coming back up the channel for the 3rd time!!!!. If we go up and down the channel ant more they will give us a season ticket.Gullivars ship was only a dream, sorry nightmare.thats why he was tugging on his spankers and futtocks.( wet dream) he thought he was sinking. and if you saw the 3 of us in SOHO, what were you doing there??? on your own, as well !!!!. Hey that wasnt you on the stage in DRAG was it.??? .
wiat till i see WR i'll tell her. and she'll have you doing the BIG D, for the next 6 months IM off for a spin on my new super doper broom stick. with all the bells and whistles on it. met you in the pub on the harbour front.
Taffy1eye