Hi All.
The federatoin of welsh witches, will ( paaarp) be returning to the (paaaarrrp) ship in a day or (paaaarrp) so. But we have (paaaarp) a problem with the Cauldron of (paaaarrp) 8 bells,Somebody decided to( FAAAARP)
give the brew a bit of a boost (SAAAAArrrt). I dont know what they( RAAAAAT of) added to it but its given us real bad wind,( PAAAART) But it has a good (PhAAAART)side to it and we might be able to take monetary profit with it, ( phaaaaaart).You see it also removes all paint and corrosion from metal( PHAAAART)Our cauldron is now spotless and shiny.It might also be used as an anti (phaaaaart) aircraft defence system.As whilst joy flying on our broom sticks we ended (phaaaaart- scweek) up over Israeli air space. Where we were buzzed by 2 MIG jets. so we all let rip in unison,leaving( pheeeert) a green cloud in our wake, which both jets flew through. The last we saw of them where 2 pilots bailing out, and the jets disintegrating in to a 1000 pieces.(phaaaaarrrrt).Plus if we can contain this stuff it might mean an ( pheeeeert) end to to the world shortage of petrolium products.
Taffy 1eye
KISS.keep it simple stupid