Virtual Ship

[Michael Lawrence]

Hi , How are you, you mutinous crew. Weather here in Andorra snowing heavily. May have to take a few more days leave due to the ski transport tied up in a blizzard leaving me stuck in a nice hotel by the fire typing out to you lovely boys the tale of my adventures. Not to worry tho as plenty of grog to hand while trying to think up new dodges for you my lovely little boys to participate in. Last week the sun was shining and the slopes were glorious, to day they've shut the pistes down due to the high winds. Will take this oppotunity to read up how you are all doing. Hope its not to hot for you blokes in Oz and also Kiwi. Presume Den is still on leave and Terry is unable to fullfil out brick --sorry tabnab supplies to the Chinese to effect repairs to the Wall.
Terry pleasedon't feed the lads laver bread or Penclawdd coockles as Wales has the exclusive contract to supply all ex Welsh Pats with same.
This hotel is very velly nice and owned by an ex pat Graeham and his Chinese wife. Food very good and everybody gets plastered between 1700--1800 happy hour where 2 drinks for the price of on. Me ! I don't touch the stuff as you well know but might be able to land a contract here for some gallons of our illustrous 32 Bells. Anyway must sign off as the lovely Dutch waitress is wishing to know my requirements, must not of conferred with her colleague the equally glamerous Argentine lass. No sorry Taffy X, Trish has expressly forbidden me to tell you the name of said hotel. But I can tell ollder Taffy, Vernon, Gulliver, Dazy John, Alf, George ( they look great in bell bottoms George) and Mike the Flag. Its the Palarine in Erts. One more day and then on my way home. Take care gang. Mike in Paradise

[Doc Vernon]

Hello Mike L,
Well sounds like you have some nice cool Weather there mate!
Keep your Jumpers on Brrr!! haha! Anyway i would rather the cold than all the Heat we ahve been having here in Aus over the past few Months!
So when do you get back home mate!
The Crew here are all over the place and i cannot locate a single one on Board,even myself haha! What a bunch of layabouts we are!
Mind you Mike i have been in Sick Bay a while with the Eyes so i couldnt keep track of all these lazy no good Sea Lubbers! LOL
Anyway hope we will soon see you back in full force here,then will have to get then all back in line hey!
You enjoy whats left of your runabout mate! See you when you hit Land again haha!
Cheers

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi All.
Im Still here. hic! .Some silly bugger pushed me into the couldron, and its Hic, sorry was full of our brew Hic!Its taken me 2 weeks to try and get out of here HIC.
Der mon, can somenody throw me a life belt.As im busting for a pee and i dont want to spoil whats left of this brew. HIC
beth withes jeoff Hic Aka Taffy 1eye crossed

[happy daze john in oz]

The ships doctor told us the best way to achieve inner piece is to finish the things we started, so Den get to those tabnabs. So before going ashore to purchase vital vitals I looked around the deck to see the things started that were not finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot, I finished a bottle of shhardonay, a dodle of Baileys, abodle of Vodka, a package of pringles, the mainder of a box of Den's Prozic andValium, the res of the chezcake an a box of shoclats. Hic
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.Peas sen dis orn to dem yu feear in ned ov inr pece hic, hic, hic.

[Michael Lawrence]

John has found if you eat and drink a varied diet you have no worries. Like Geoff he can't communicate too well but, if one has a slug ot two of 32 bells one suddenly see's the light. It's like a lightbulb going off in the brain and alll that was un seeable is now viewerable. At the height I am currently situated 1500 metres each drink is the equal( was going to say equivelent but can't spell it) of two so when happy hour is on whey hey. The downside is the following a.m. SWill someone pass Taffy X a jeroaboam so he doesn't spoil the brew. Must go as the slopes are beckoning' well the pretty young girls are. Take care you lot and someone give Vernon a hand with the stores and Den get busy with those bricks er I mean tabnabs as I've landed an order here in the Andorran capital for building supplies. Have undercut the French and Spanish. Mike

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi All
Arrrr t is the light, ho no tits just the rim of this stupid cauldron, aww come on lads throw me a guzzunder, but make sure its a china one , as this brew eats away metal and make sure its a big one.Ive got 2 weeks worth of this stuff in my bladder.OUCH who threw that in here, you rotten lot ,you could have emptied it first. Right thats it ,ill have to get my wand out and spirit my way out of this mess. Who? ,what the hell!, how did you get in here ? and how long have you been in here ?. WOW!~WOWWW Do it again, thats nice, and again !. Thats very very nice. HERE lads you can have your gerry back. Ive found something much nicer. So whats your name, is that right. You stay here with good old taffy 1eye. and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up. hey lads this brew is better than any Viagra.
Taffy 1eye, with a smile on his dial

[Dennis McGuckin]

Hi , How are you, you mutinous crew. Weather here in Andorra snowing heavily. May have to take a few more days leave due to the ski transport tied up in a blizzard leaving me stuck in a nice hotel by the fire typing out to you lovely boys the tale of my adventures. Not to worry tho as plenty of grog to hand while trying to think up new dodges for you my lovely little boys to participate in. Last week the sun was shining and the slopes were glorious, to day they've shut the pistes down due to the high winds. Will take this oppotunity to read up how you are all doing. Hope its not to hot for you blokes in Oz and also Kiwi. Presume Den is still on leave and Terry is unable to fullfil out brick --sorry tabnab supplies to the Chinese to effect repairs to the Wall.
Terry pleasedon't feed the lads laver bread or Penclawdd coockles as Wales has the exclusive contract to supply all ex Welsh Pats with same.
This hotel is very velly nice and owned by an ex pat Graeham and his Chinese wife. Food very good and everybody gets plastered between 1700--1800 happy hour where 2 drinks for the price of on. Me ! I don't touch the stuff as you well know but might be able to land a contract here for some gallons of our illustrous 32 Bells. Anyway must sign off as the lovely Dutch waitress is wishing to know my requirements, must not of conferred with her colleague the equally glamerous Argentine lass. No sorry Taffy X, Trish has expressly forbidden me to tell you the name of said hotel. But I can tell ollder Taffy, Vernon, Gulliver, Dazy John, Alf, George ( they look great in bell bottoms George) and Mike the Flag. Its the Palarine in Erts. One more day and then on my way home. Take care gang. Mike in Paradise

Sounds like a typical ski trip Mike. Glad you are having fun.
I bought a little place in El Centro, so still on leave for a few more weeks.
looking forward to getting back aboard as run out of 32 bells.
Den.

[Dennis McGuckin]

The ships doctor told us the best way to achieve inner piece is to finish the things we started, so Den get to those tabnabs. So before going ashore to purchase vital vitals I looked around the deck to see the things started that were not finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot, I finished a bottle of shhardonay, a dodle of Baileys, abodle of Vodka, a package of pringles, the mainder of a box of Den's Prozic andValium, the res of the chezcake an a box of shoclats. Hic
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.Peas sen dis orn to dem yu feear in ned ov inr pece hic, hic, hic.

My tabnabs will give you more than inner peace mate!!
So thats where my prozic went. Could use some about now.Been in CLOSE contact with just the misses for almost two months. Thank god for rum.
Den.

[happy daze john in oz]

The bells, the bells, is Quasimodo coming on board as I know his face rings a bell.

[Michael Lawrence]

By the look of his face he's used it to ring a few bells (32) Anyone any idea where Esmeralda is? Back home lads so now the pressure has started. Hoping to move into a bungalow with W.R. Had people come and view our place and have come up with a silly offer of £30000 below asking price. What is it that makes these landlubbers try and take the P out od us poor retired seafarers? Could we start a virtual ship that will sink in the deepest part of the ocean when its loaded with the crooks and smart****s of the world are aboard? No lifeboats and all crooks, child molesters, abusers of women, old greybeards that hand behind anmd encourage youngsters to kill themselves blowing up innocent people, in fact anyone we think is a total TOSSER.
So lads and buddies of mine you are allowed only two people to start with. Don't duplicate so if Dazy John has put fwd the joker from Al Quaeda you put someone else. I just think it might lower our blood pressure as we're all around the same era except for poor young Taffy X who goes by the alias Geoff. Was going to use the word psueydnom but as you see can't spell it. Mike