Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi RLT.
I always say ,never look a gift horse in the mouth, LOL. As for the football mate, never really been in to it.Couldnt stand all that kissing and slobbering when they scored a goal. I think a much better idea would be to give them all a ball each, that way they could all play with themselves.
geoff.

[Dennis McGuckin]

Well I'm back from leave in Mexico. Hope I wasn't missed too much?
Guess Mike is going to work my butt off making up for the lost tab-nab production.
Oh well, as we often said after a logging 'it was worth it'.
Now request another leave, as we are driving to California in nine days for a month or so.
Think Mike should be made up to chief baker in my absence? About time he started pulling his weight.
Den.

[Geoff Anderson]

COR DEN.
ARE you and Mike the galley. after some sort of award , for who can get the most leave in???.But i suppose its OK as we never see our oldman, since he went to his cabin with that Les Be Anne. I hope hes ok ? and hasnt fallen into something so big ,he cant get out again.???????
taffy 1eye

[Michael Lawrence]

I'm a bit worried about Gullover coz if he's sharing a cabin with Les B Anne, does he know what he's doing? She might be O.K. on the bridge but could be completely different behind the cabin door. ( no cracks please John).
I suppose we could sail the ship without him has we need to get to Port Said sharpest as Den and I have a contract wiht the Ministry of Works and Antiquities in Cairo to supply them with 100,000 tabnabs (grade 5 which is sand proof) to use on the 3 main pyramids. I'm also having a word with Gordon at 10 and see if our Gord wants to off load some deadbeats from the U.K. to be put in labour battalions and help rebuild the three main site in Egypt. This could go a long way to making up the export deficit we ave suffered since Maggie helped to get rid of our industries. We could also load up in Kiwi and Oz (sheep from Kiwi cattle from Oz) and export to the middle east. This would do our counsins down south a favour and also give us an excuse to carry on with our P*** up round the world. We would've relieved the Chanchelor of having to pay out dole money to those couple of million idle buggers in the U.K. and our farmers would not have to work so hard as we've gone and exported from Britains sunny shores the 2 million lazy degenerates, along with their fat sisters. So I can see a revival of the good old days but instead of nice immigrant ships from Orient Line, P & O, Shaw Savil and good old NZShipping we could load up a load of old tramps. Well it's just a thought and I must get on to the Pm and push it fwd for earnest consideration. Now how do I get out of this place? Whats it called? Bedlam! Mike

[Michael Lawrence]

I request that Dem's application for leave be granted and that I be given temporary chief cook status. I believe with the help of my old muckers the Welsh Witch Syndicate we could improve the output of bricks ---oops tabnabs to 1000000 a day using their magic cauldron. I ave a plan that we will export from Britain's sunny shores 2,000000 of our dole merchants and their fat sisters but instead of the worthy companies of yesteryear like Shaw Savilll, P & O, Orient Line and good old NZ Shipping we could use any old tramps sailing under any old flag. After they've rebuilt the pyramids we crack on to China and with the help of our trusty crew we flog a few million Tabs to them so they can finish the wall. Also we hire out the 2 million dole merchants and their fat sister and with the money Gord makes from the Egyptians and the Chinese he will not only solve his balance of payments but give all OAP's who served in the MN a raise, not a lot but just enough so we could visit all our mates in Kiwi, OZ, Sth Africa, Canada and the US of A.
We wouldn't need to pay the emmigrants as they would ave 2 bowls of rice a day and also see the world from another perspective for free. Now if We can find a good supplier of pigs we might be able to interest the Chinese in buying some nice pork for their rice dishes. Here's another thought lets load up any empty ships in the U. K with seaweed and flog it to the Japs, Im sure they would love it to go with their sushi.
Now how to I get out of this place? I'll ask those two nice blokes in white coats who has the key. Mike

[Dennis McGuckin]

You guys should know that I am a very sensitive person. All this talk about my culinary arts, i.e. tab-nabs, being used for various brick construction is upsetting my artistic nature. So much so, that I am inclined not to give you the recipe, and most certainly not the rum[extract] Keep those Welsh witches away, don't want them messing things up altogether. Never know what they may be brewing in that cauldron. Think I may have to cancel my leave for the sake of maintaining the quality product[tab-nabs] that the crew have been enjoying these past months.
Den.

[happy daze john in oz]

The last we heard of Gulliver he was off in a one man canoe, no mention of Les b Anne, but if she is responsible for the crack behind the door he may well have fallen in it and been swallowed up. Now more bad news, we all thought we were in Malta, but in fact we are in on of the Greek islands, Lesbos I think. There is so much curry stains on the Esso map it is a wonder we can find anywhere. No wonder Gulliver went missing.

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi All .
Do you know that i never knew what the man in the boat was , until i got down and had a look!!.
Taffy 1eye

[Terry Wilcox]

Hi Mike. Seing that I joined the Port Victor from Tilbury in May 1969 as the Second Steward, I will join your ship again as Second Steward ( If you will sign me on ). Let's hope that this voyage will be better than the Port Victor. Take care.......Terry Willcox. R800934.

[Doc Vernon]

Hi Terry,
You say you would like to join as 2nd Steward,well i hope that your credentials are good mate,as this is one hell of a Ship to serve on,and you will have to be on your best.
Mike is a hard task Master and i the Chief Steward am also very particular on appointing a 2nd!?? hah!
I will see you in my quaters at 1200 sharp Terry to sign you up! I amsure that Mike will agree with who i pick as my 2nd in charge haha!
Welcome aboard!
First duty will be to assist in getting all the Stores correct mate as it seems that they have been negleted some,especialy with me having had some leave!
Cheers Happy to have help! LOL

Inspection will be held at 1300hrs !!!!