Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi DEN
Sorry mate, i was going by what that uselless galley boy said. And thats why there was only a big red box around the date, stupid galley boy , hes been at the 32 bells again. No wonder he goes sking as that way he cant get lost, as he can only go down hill. Maybe we should give him a zap with our wands as he comes down. Maybe make his ski's disappear, and see how many forward rolls he can do. What do you think???
Taffy 1eye

[Dennis McGuckin]

Well Den! Trust you have two Birthdays---you really are a queen now then.
from Gulliver and Les B. Anne.


So,'tis Tabnabs from Me....and Victory V from She.

Oh stop that you cheaky thing.
Den.

[Dennis McGuckin]

Hi DEN
Sorry mate, i was going by what that uselless galley boy said. And thats why there was only a big red box around the date, stupid galley boy , hes been at the 32 bells again. No wonder he goes sking as that way he cant get lost, as he can only go down hill. Maybe we should give him a zap with our wands as he comes down. Maybe make his ski's disappear, and see how many forward rolls he can do. What do you think???
Taffy 1eye

Your right about him Taffy 1 eye. We have given that Galley boy too much shore leave [thats good coming from me!!]
Think we should wax his skis with peanut butter, the lumpey kind. That should bring him back to earth!!
Den.

[Mike Hall]

why have you gone all serious on me les,
like you say it was only meant as a laugh.

but if you like,i will delete mine and let
you get on with it

i have deleted the virtual ship two and the virtual tanker.
i was informed that this was not meant to be a contest.
i only submitted them as an alternative.

[Mike Hall]

i have problem in the flag locker,
someone has set them alight,and they are all burnt
could it be one of those arsonists,from australia.

[Mike Hall]

Hi JOHN.
No i dont run a Mobile brothel, I peddle one. also do a good deal for Dyke's on bikes. Let me know if your interested, i can do staff discounts. LOL .
taffy 1eye

how much discount will you give??

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi MIKE.

As a rule i give 20% discount , as its you i'll let you have it buckshee. Now what are your prefrences???
taffy 1eye

[Mike Hall]

so no names them,just the person the baker,
they seem to be into everything. lets all look for ZIPPO MAN.

as for the rum on board the tanker ,everyone had some, so she got smashed onto the rocks and sank with all hands,on the booze,wether anyone survived i do not know.
all i did was fart,and i blew myself off the ship,onto dry land

[Dennis McGuckin]

Not one to point a finger but seeing as you deleted the virtual Tanker that had a cargo of rum aboard I would be looking into a certain person in the bake house that was seen running from the bunting locker with a zippo in his hand. Never under estimate a drunken baker Mike.

Now then Les. On behalf of all [drunken] bakers. I represent that remark [Hic]
Den.

[Michael Lawrence]

Now after hearing that a certain someone has been claiming two birthdays, me thinks I know who stole Mike the Flags rum and blew up the tanker. It's about time he got back in the galley and produced some more bricks ---er I mean tabnabs which we can send to all *ankers so they can tie round their neck and toss themselves into the deep with. Plus we could also have some for one or two MPs (about 600) and all those in the House of Lords. We could then start with a clean slate and you would only be able to stand for Parliament if you've served your country in some way or other so I suppose we're stuck with Two Jags. Anyone who did not want to live to the law of this land could be exported to St Pauls Rocks and set up home there.
All spare sugar to be given to the rum maker so he can start producing a quality 32 Bells for the lads titillation.

ONE LAST THING, CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WELSHMEN> ( I had to say that thru gritted teeth)