Virtual Ship

[rondo]

i will come only if i can be on day work and call i to cape town and pop in to the DELMONICA for a pint or failing that maybe ma oneels in la plata

[Michael Lawrence]

Jim. Please come aboard because as you can see from this lot no one is sailing anywhere. Most of them are taking some form of leave. ( French or other) The Taffs are busy with their incantations on the foredeck and overseeing the fearsome brew in their cauldron. Vernon is in the stores showing the young stewardess around. ( Around what I wonder!) Dazy John is in the bar making sure what he serves is drinkable. Terry and Den the Baker should be in the galley and hopefully Gulliver is overseeing George and Alf on the bridge. No idea where the 1st mate Les B Anne is but more than likely in the chart room doing a plot. Jim if your a 'Chippy' your more than welcome as I've always fancied one of those big carved chests. Oiy no comments from you Welsh crowd. Anyway mate make your way to the mess as there's a very nice bottle (KEG) of 32 Bells on offer. Mike

[Dennis McGuckin]

Hi Mike,I'm still in the Desert. Nearly as bad [or as good] as been in the fog locker.
Cheap rum here, so in training for St Patrick's Day.
Will be back aboard and into tabnab production early April.
Sounds like a lot of the crew are adrift.
Think there should be some loggings and floggings.
Den.

[happy daze john in oz]

Now Den, if Les B. Anne is going to do the floggings then there will be a long queue, sorry Alf you have to stay chained to the wheel, but I think Vernon will be able to find the lettuce leaf she will need to do it.

[Doc Vernon]

Oh Gawd!
I knew i shouldnt have let my Daughter talk me into keeping that Bunny! Now all the lettuce is gone! So all the floggings or Flogees! haha! have been spared!
Or is there another way? Over to you John! haha!

[happy daze john in oz]

Vernon, where have you hidden the celery??????

[Doc Vernon]

Canna use the Celery John, need it for good Eyesight for me and the Crew! haha! Short supply too.
Will have to use the left over Cotton threads after the Lads have finished mending their worn out clobber! May be we can get them to make their own punishment Cat o Nines mate,but with a slightly less bite to it LOL

Soooorrry!!

[happy daze john in oz]

Any cabbage leafs left Vernon?????

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi All .
Dont know why your gonig on about leaves for. Les b anne brings her own whips, cor you should have seen them BIG nasty things, OUCH. And before you ask , i helped carry her bag on board and the zip was open. Well thats my story and im sticking to it.
taffy 1eye

[happy daze john in oz]

Hi All .
Dont know why your gonig on about leaves for. Les b anne brings her own whips, cor you should have seen them BIG nasty things, OUCH. And before you ask , i helped carry her bag on board and the zip was open. Well thats my story and im sticking to it.
taffy 1eye

And do tell Taff, what zip was that???????