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that island of Greece that Les B Anne was mouthing to you, I'm sure it was Lesbos. Please watch when she makes up the charts. Mike
Originally Posted by Michael Lawrence that island of Greece that Les B Anne was mouthing to you, I'm sure it was Lesbos. Please watch when she makes up the charts. Mike What a queer comment. No,it was definitely something to do with 'stuffing'....Paxo,or Paxos?
You know I do come over a little queer after a few drinks, but then he shouldn't be in the way. OOOH I think I've gone to far. But there is definately a Lesbos in the Greek Islands. Had a couple of beers today as the removal blokes are trying it on. Hear this. We'll be there at 0930 hrs and pick up move to new address by 1230 hrs and unload BUT if crew have to hang around for key exchange will charge £22 per hour per man plus vat. They are charging £435 to move a distance of 2 miles. Hey folks welcome to rip off Britain, where there is always some (b)anker willing to take your money. Unfortunately parted with £150 smakeroons as a deposit. Oh well keep smilling. Mike
Well Mike why not try D.I.Y. removals I did. Had a great house but not keen on the neighbors so we built again 400 meters up the road. Would you believe on thta short journey we lost some stuff, but I got the grog there in one piece. Talking of pieces will Les B Anne having any of her funny friends on board when we reach Paxo, or will we all be stuffed????
Happy daze John in Oz. Life is too short to blend in. John Strange R737787 World Traveller
Originally Posted by happy daze john in oz Well Mike why not try D.I.Y. removals I did. Had a great house but not keen on the neighbors so we built again 400 meters up the road. Would you believe on thta short journey we lost some stuff, but I got the grog there in one piece. Talking of pieces will Les B Anne having any of her funny friends on board when we reach Paxo, or will we all be stuffed???? Thank You John..I was beginning to wonder if anyone got the Paxo(s)/Stuffing connection! But it's bad news on the Charts front. " Go and clean-up & correct the Esso Road Maps...I mean Navigational Charts", I bellowed to Acting Skipper Les B.Anne,(GD). And in a rare occurrence of her femininity surfacing,she's only gone and washed the blighters in the washing machine! But fear ye not,lads.Old Gulliver 's memory here will guide us on any ocean in the world...and into the next. Now,where was I? Where are we?'. (I feel a 64 Bells session at 'Ye Olde Faggott & Firkin' coming on) And you can all get yourselves out of that Gripes and Moans Forum,that masquerades as a Fog Locker! Gulliver
Hi All. Hey Mike , i told you to use the pit ponies it would have only cost you the price of a few carrots and a bale of hay. Plus a few jars for the boyos. You never learn. Now as for the mobil road maps , sorry navigation charts. Getting washed well what can you say it just proves a point that you cant get decent slaves these days. I think Les b anne could do with a good Paxo. I just hope she didnt use that washing powder OMO. But i bet she did, as shes that way inclined. Not to keen on using Gullivers drain for a map, sorry brain. these d and b look the same to me.As he always has trouble finding his way home, never mind the going bit. Anybody got any ideas what we can use for a f art sorry chart. Taffy 1eye. all fingers and fums.
KISS.keep it simple stupid
hi mike like to join, was a ab in the merch, now capt private yachts, love to join your crew, were do i sign on. willaim
William mate, no one signed on we were all press ganged by Den the tab nab king. He had to offer us the King's shilling as that was the only way he could get us to eat the tab nabs. Then there came aboard a coven of welsh witches lead by the devious Les. B. Anne from paxo and we were all stuffed then. Poor Alf he was tied to the wheel and is only a shadow of himself mainly because of the course we steer. But be heartened, Vernon has found a new grog supplier who does not add metho to it so no blue flues. But I think there is still a berth left in the chain locker and it is very cosy in there with all the sheep and chooks. The fresh eggs are so welcome.
Hi Willaim. If it is O.K. with all of our sea going friends, you are more tham welcome to join our Ship. I am in the Galley with Den, I applied for Second Steward, but was stuck in the galley "cooking", as if I don't have enough cooking at my shore place of work. In what area do you want to be signed on? ( Watch out for the Welsh Witches ) and welcom on board. Take care......Terry
Hi William, As john says. No one has ever volunteer to signed on this vessel. I think before you do sign article's we should send you for a psychiatric evaluation. We do have some members with questionable [mental] abilities, but as they were all 'pressed men' we had no choice. If you pass the test we should put you in charge of navigation. That way one day we may actully make port someplace.. Den.
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