Virtual Ship

[happy daze john in oz]

Well Taffy, it will soon be time for the gay and les B Anne mardi gras and there are always plenty of dykes on bikes then. Maybe you could organise a float for it.

[Dennis McGuckin]

Hi DEN.
Ive got a flashing RED light, of my bike!. Do you want to borrow it , it might stop you being run over.But i dont know where you could stick it to be seen. Well i do, but will let you work that one out.
taffy 1eye

Taffy, I had to ask the wife, as I couldnt figure it out. I'm shocked, but may get to like it. you never know.
Could it be powered by rum fumes?
Den.

[Michael Lawrence]

Seeing it's Den's birthday he can have it off (no not with anyone just the day) I thought we ougth to have a collection for him and buy a set of checks or a lb of self raising flower ( which might help) but if he wants viagra he has to buy it hisself. Mike

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi All.
Happy Birthday DEN. I'm not sure if it is your Birthday , as when i looked at the calender it only had a big RED BOX around todays date.
I dont think its any good getting a lb of flour , as thats only good for finding the wet spot, and theres not many of them in the dessert. How about we get him his own set of navigation lights. so that he wont get rum over as he swims back to the ship.
Do you think someone should check the wheel house as we haven't seen Alf for a few weeks now.And theres some orrible smells coming out of there every now and then.He might be drinking one of his concoctions again, IE syrup of figs , black draft, and compass alcohol, ho weve been missing some of that special steel restorer, the stuff that gives you bad flatulence.
taffy 1eye

[alf corbyn]

Hi All.
Happy Birthday DEN. I'm not sure if it is your Birthday , as when i looked at the calender it only had a big RED BOX around todays date.
I dont think its any good getting a lb of flour , as thats only good for finding the wet spot, and theres not many of them in the dessert. How about we get him his own set of navigation lights. so that he wont get rum over as he swims back to the ship.
Do you think someone should check the wheel house as we haven't seen Alf for a few weeks now.And theres some orrible smells coming out of there every now and then.He might be drinking one of his concoctions again, IE syrup of figs , black draft, and compass alcohol, ho weve been missing some of that special steel restorer, the stuff that gives you bad flatulence.
taffy 1eye

hi lads. i'm still in the bloody wheelhouse. i found a little hidey hole under the chartroom desk and get a good kip. got my own little lad to keep me supplied with food and drink but havn't a clue where we are. was hoping to go to capetown never mind back to kip. cheers. alf

[George]

Alf mate jump ship and sighn on a Cape Boat or they will be tying you to that there wheel by your beared if they haven't yet done so come to think of it has the ship dissintangled itself from the Southend Pier yet ahhaha I'm off to see those Bell Bottom amazons Now where were thy ???????? Anyone lend me some Old Spice
George

[Dennis McGuckin]

Dont know where the Birthday thing came from, It's not till August. However, all gifts will be welcome, Kegs of 16 Bells pops to mind!! And I dont need self-raising flour. Maybe some little blue pills for a friend of mine would be fine.
Tough life in the Desert. Looking forward to getting back aboard and sorting the ship out. Looks like it has gone all to hell since I jumped. Who is making the tabnabs??
Den.

[happy daze john in oz]

Alf, how did you manage to cut the shakles thta had you tied to the wheel? NO wonder we are going round in circles if you are sleeping under the chart table. Bet all the alcohol has gone from the compas gimble as well, and what about a shave, you look like Long John Blackbeard.

[Dennis McGuckin]

The brickies labrourer has taken over the job but they are not as hard as yours. We will have to let him go as he is being missed at the pyramids and Mike is complaining that his stock of tab nabs is depleting.

That's what happens when you sign on unskilled labour!!
Bet he is adding the rum. The seceret is, you have to drink it and add rum extract. Bloody amateur.
Den.

[Gulliver]

Dont know where the Birthday thing came from, It's not till August. However, all gifts will be welcome, Kegs of 16 Bells pops to mind!! And I dont need self-raising flour. Maybe some little blue pills for a friend of mine would be fine.
Tough life in the Desert. Looking forward to getting back aboard and sorting the ship out. Looks like it has gone all to hell since I jumped. Who is making the tabnabs??
Den.

Well Den! Trust you have two Birthdays---you really are a queen now then.
from Gulliver and Les B. Anne.


So,'tis Tabnabs from Me....and Victory V from She.