Virtual Ship

[Dennis McGuckin]

Very glad that you have decided to represent that remark on behalf of all bakers Den LOL. It is a refreshing change to hear honest remarks from some one so dedicated to his position.

EH!
What position was I in when I made that remark?
Den.

[Dennis McGuckin]

Now after hearing that a certain someone has been claiming two birthdays, me thinks I know who stole Mike the Flags rum and blew up the tanker. It's about time he got back in the galley and produced some more bricks ---er I mean tabnabs which we can send to all *ankers so they can tie round their neck and toss themselves into the deep with. Plus we could also have some for one or two MPs (about 600) and all those in the House of Lords. We could then start with a clean slate and you would only be able to stand for Parliament if you've served your country in some way or other so I suppose we're stuck with Two Jags. Anyone who did not want to live to the law of this land could be exported to St Pauls Rocks and set up home there.
All spare sugar to be given to the rum maker so he can start producing a quality 32 Bells for the lads titillation.

ONE LAST THING, CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WELSHMEN> ( I had to say that thru gritted teeth)

Now Mike, that is a worthy cause for my tabnabs. Almost enough to bring me back aboard and get into production.Have to have a rum and think about that before I rush anything. Also like the spare sugar idea. Dont think that many of the lads aboard are using their titilation's much anymore though!!
Must be a rare thing for you to be nice to our Welsh friends? Us here in the Desert don't get much news.
Den.

[happy daze john in oz]

Les I think he got away in the virtual canoe, but only one paddle so he may well be up the creek by now, sh one t creek that is

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi MIKE.
I thank you for these kind words. it must have really hurt. LOL. especially since you married WELSH as well. And its not like the old days when you were a postie, and you would throw our letters in the first puddle you found.As revenge for loosing, Of which i remember you did quite often. LOL
Taffy 1eye

[Michael Lawrence]

I never use to throw your letters into a puddle. I use to rip 'em up and throw 'em in the Ely or the Taff whichever was closest Anyway I would if I was Welsh watch out for Ireland as they don't pack in playing after the 1st half. Love you Taffy. Mike

[Michael Lawrence]

Den seeing your in the desert THINK CACTUS mate and is there anyway we can use that aboard ship for victualling. If we can't what the bleeding 'ell are you doing there? Get back to me soonest as I think Terry has jumped ship. Where to I've no idea.
Den I'm off to Andorra for skiing on Sunday and if you have a spare week or so I thought I could book you to give lessons to sweet lovely lassies in bell bottomed trousers. ( one in the eye for George, coz 'es busy on gangway duty) and we could further educate 'em in the evening swill down. Mike

[happy daze john in oz]

I am currently engaged in making a supliment to the ships alcoholic provisioning system. I had over 70 kilo of plums from my tree so found a recipe on the net for plum wine. Followed the destructions and the brew is now fermenting in two plastic buckets with the lids tightly on. But there is something amiss, the buckets are going out of shape and the smell is worse than Alf's feet, two birds have left their calling cards on the top of the buckets, should I add this in or just let nature take its course?

[Terry Wilcox]

Hi All. Been in my bunk through sea sickness ( sick of the sea ) be glad to get to dry land again, what with tripe and onions on for lunch, and curry on for supper, no wonder I was sick. Still back to the galley tomorrow. Going to put on the menu some lather bread and bacon for the Welch gang.See you all tomorrow. Take care......Terry

[Dennis McGuckin]

Den seeing your in the desert THINK CACTUS mate and is there anyway we can use that aboard ship for victualling. If we can't what the bleeding 'ell are you doing there? Get back to me soonest as I think Terry has jumped ship. Where to I've no idea.
Den I'm off to Andorra for skiing on Sunday and if you have a spare week or so I thought I could book you to give lessons to sweet lovely lassies in bell bottomed trousers. ( one in the eye for George, coz 'es busy on gangway duty) and we could further educate 'em in the evening swill down. Mike

Mike, ony use that I know for Cactus is for making BOOZE.
Sounds like a plan there Mike. Will see if Herself will give me some time off from golfing and sitting by the pool. First time in 30 odd years I havent been skiing.Missing all those little 'Bunnies'.
Have fun and take a run for me.
Den.

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi Terry .
Now theres a turn up for the books.A cook who cant stomack his own cooking.PML.And if you think you are going to feed us Laver bread, forget it. Im not going over the side, to scrape the seaweed of the hull. But i have been told its good for coughs ,colds ,sore holes and spots on your belly.
Hey john . Do you think you need to raise a RED flag over your brew. Idont like the discription of those buckets mate. maybe you should have used steel buckets. And dont worry about the bird droppings scrape them into the bucket, might add a bit more body to the brew.
taffy 1eye