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Got some cheap mothers on this vessel. Don't think I could make it over the Rockies with a tarp. Other choice is doing the blow up doll thing through the Panama. Wonder what the 'Mules' would think of that. Maybe x taffy 2 could send me one of those new fangled turbo jet Welsh witch broomsticks. Probably don't work though unless there is a Welsh Butt on it. Could always sell my body to raise the fare. Wonder if if the Museum would give me an advance? Den.
Hi Den. One of the girls and i use that term very loosely, has offered to double you up on her broom stick to get you over the Rockies.Shes a nice girl , but has a problem. Shes a raving nymphomaniac ,So i think you will know what the fare will be!!!!. But we can help you out in that department , we can give you a potion thats much better than those little blue pills , you normally take. So shall you ride tandem let me know ??? taffy1eye. PS if you see the Radiance of the seas going past , give her a wave.Trishs cousin is onboard.
Last edited by Geoff Anderson; 2nd October 2009 at 08:42 AM.
KISS.keep it simple stupid
Den if you where to sell your body then you would end up with a whole lot of money that would need to be laundered. Better to use the option with the nympho on a stick mate
That's the way the mop flops. My thanks to Brian for this site.
DEn mate from what I have heard about donating a body to science it may be you having to pay them. We could of course ask Alf to change course for us, but as someoene sold the rudder, no silver lsft to sell, it may be a bit difficult. Maybe you should ask queenie, she may be able to blow you to where you want to go.
Happy daze John in Oz. Life is too short to blend in. John Strange R737787 World Traveller
Hi All, I am still here. I look in on what has been said every day, and if it needs a reply then I will reply. Poor old Den really goes through it with you lot, he is a good chap really, O.K. we all make a few cxxk ups in the galley, but we muddle through, and our tab-nabs are not that bad. Well I must put my Spedo's on and do a bit of bronzing on the deck, ( sight for sore eyes ), Take care......Terry
I'm surprised that none of you suggested the obvious. I should sell my body in the sex trade. That way I could afford to fly first class. Thanks for the offer of the Nympho taffy. Wouldn't want to wear the poor girl out though. Boggles the mind, Terry in a spedo!! Taffy, will watch out for the cousin, but today is foggy and damp. Been a fab summer up to this week. Off to look out my sexy gear. Den.
Well lads i think things are starting to look up. Just seen a notice posted by Les B Ann and Queenie. They have been away for a holiday they claim, went to Las Palmas of all places, certainly not for Dori's bar I trust. Well they have some souviners, silver and china all badged U.C.L. To celebrate this they will provide a full silver service afternoon tea for all the crew in the mess. Those wonderful tab nabs of Den will be the main feature of the tea. Appropriate dress is required for this momumental event. Queenie said she will blow all the candles out later.
I dont believe it , at last the catering staff are pulling thier fingers out and treating us crew, as we should be treated. 1ST CLASS . Lets hope its not a flash in the pan moment. I heard that Queenie hasnt got much of a blow but a ferrific suck, well that was what Morti told me and he said he got it from Terry, no wonder hes in his speedo,s COR what a sight whats in is trying to get out, and whats out is trying to get back in. taffy1eye Sorry lads senior moment thats one of Queenie
ARRR thats better, got the right one this time, Give it a click
I made the mistake of clicking it. Now I don't want breakfast!! Den.
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