Virtual Ship

[Michael Lawrence]

Hey Geoff, Glad to be back but stayed away from that ruddy rat. Done the waterparks and Islands of adventure plus Busch Gardens and Seaworld ( where they handed out free beer) plus Universal. Done some of the runs but too terrified to do the others. In the water parks done the high ones with the grandchildren as they ensured I'll be safe. Wife thought I was nuts(so no change there) and was checking the insurance policy about 'Old Fools'.

Well I'll get my waterwings on and catch you up in the Canaries but which one, is it the old one La Plata? Give us a clue. I'll tow out a lighter loaded with some of this Yankee beer I got thru Customs. Theres Bud, Mitchellob,and Pabst Blue Ribbon. Anything else required as it's typical of those big ship boys John in a Daze and Africana Vernon to run out of the essentials.

[Doc Vernon]

To All you lot out there!
Beware! the Capt is back and we have only got a few hours to get this Ship in top shape.
The Galley needs cleaning,the Dining Room is a mess,the Stores are not up to scratch (thats my dept) and i will get it fixed now!
The Deck looks like its been used for a fullon Binge Drinking party,Rum all over and the smell !! Well what can i say! Too much of that stuff has been consumed!haha
We are in for one heck of a day lads,so rally round All and lets see if we can get some sort of normality back to this Ship!


Oh my Gosh! I think i see the Car approaching now!! Too late we are Doomed!!!!!!

Quich someone think of a fast way out of all this!!!

Curamba!!!
Chief Steward no more i fear!!
Cheers
Vernon

Wow is me is it back to the Saloon and serving all those Bloods !! EEEEEkkkkk!!

[Michael Lawrence]

Any chance of a fish dinner, couple of buckets will do?

[Dennis McGuckin]

To All you lot out there!
Beware! the Capt is back and we have only got a few hours to get this Ship in top shape.
The Galley needs cleaning,the Dining Room is a mess,the Stores are not up to scratch (thats my dept) and i will get it fixed now!
The Deck looks like its been used for a fullon Binge Drinking party,Rum all over and the smell !! Well what can i say! Too much of that stuff has been consumed!haha
We are in for one heck of a day lads,so rally round All and lets see if we can get some sort of normality back to this Ship!


Oh my Gosh! I think i see the Car approaching now!! Too late we are Doomed!!!!!!

Quich someone think of a fast way out of all this!!!

Curamba!!!
Chief Steward no more i fear!!
Cheers
Vernon

Wow is me is it back to the Saloon and serving all those Bloods !! EEEEEkkkkk!!

Doomed amyway Vernon.Skipper is broke after spending all his cash on Mickey Mouse and Co. Logging us all is his plan for paying off his credit card. Only other way out is to open the sea cocks and blame John. Skipper knows he is always in a Daze anyway.
Den.

[Michael Lawrence]

I heard that young Den, and we're having no live chickens here. With a couple of cocks wandering around there could be all sorts of mayhem,and I can't trust that young lad Alf from Plymouth as they have some strange 'abits in Plymouth what with all those sailors wandering around. Not heard from Dazy John yet nor the 3 witches that circulated fromWales via Kiwi ( Theres lovely boyos ) Have had that Vernon on trying to save his job as Chief/Stwd, but fancy him and John the Dze letting the beer run out. Still on my way with a lighter full of the stuff plus some onions.

[Geoff Anderson]

I heard that young Den, and we're having no live chickens here. With a couple of cocks wandering around there could be all sorts of mayhem,and I can't trust that young lad Alf from Plymouth as they have some strange 'abits in Plymouth what with all those sailors wandering around. Not heard from Dazy John yet nor the 3 witches that circulated fromWales via Kiwi ( Theres lovely boyos ) Have had that Vernon on trying to save his job as Chief/Stwd, but fancy him and John the Dze letting the beer run out. Still on my way with a lighter full of the stuff plus some onions.

hi all , see i told you old grummpy guts would come back like a bear with a sore head. im glad den dint make him a welcome back cake. mind you den could make one and fill it full of black draught, that'll put him in the heads for a while, hehe .
hey .leave my chooks alone. ive just got them on the lay.nice fresh boiled eggs, for breaky every morning. alfs been doing a grand job on the wheel. sort of the blind leading the blind [drunk that is] john has been working hard out ,fumigating no 4 hold, ready for the grog. nothing lives for long after hes had a feed of boiled eggs.
so hurry up mike, were waiting to load that grog. taffy one 1i

[happy daze john in oz]

Oh boy are we in the Sh one T no grog, no food hope Mike has brought screw top beer back as all the openers were sold to a bum boat passing by. Got 200 smokes for them. Heard Mike got a bottle of Rum for his wife, pretty good rate of excahnge I think. Vernon someone spilt a bottle of cake on the concrete floor and now it is cleaner than all the rest. What is in that stuff. Alf, ahve you still got that tea tray, we might just use it to set the skipper of on a surfing trip.

[alf corbyn]

youre all mad!! MAD i tell you MAD MAD. just to up date. we have just passed jersey and next veiw after lands end is ushant.lash every thing down for the bay lads.cheers. alf

[Doc Vernon]

youre all mad!! MAD i tell you MAD MAD. just to up date. we have just passed jersey and next veiw after lands end is ushant.lash every thing down for the bay lads.cheers. alf

Oh S--- the dreaded Bay!
Heard there is one heck of a Storm brewing there,so yes like Alf says Batten all the Hatches,secure all Crago and get those Bloods to their Cabins! No grub for about 8hours or more haha!
Wopeee! here we go!
Vernon

[Michael Lawrence]

Listen Lads. Must have a breather so will call into Guernsey for a swift half of 'Four Bells'. Might be delayed by the hurricane on its way to Louisiana as find towing this lighter hard work. Mind you it does have 1000 cases of Tuborg and 1000 cases of Swan River plus 200 cases of 'Four Bells' and 9 onions plus a sprig of garlic(to keep the Welsh witches away from me). Do you want me to bring some tarts or are you O.K. for tabnabs? What did you think I meant young Alf? They've a filthy mind in Plymouth. Stand by to pipe me aboard and me only a galley boy, but N0 one boy.