Virtual Ship

[alf corbyn]

i'm a bit puzzled about this 'ere spaghetti mate. you are saying it grows on trees when i have a picture of it growing in caves the same as those birds nests that the chinkies eat. wouldn't like to climb those long ladders mate. cheers. alf

[Geoff Anderson]

Alf .
Before those chinks climb those ladders they tie up the bottoms of their pants up with string. Then when harvesting the nests they can put the nests down their pants , this leaves their hands free for climbing. It also adds to the delicate flavor to the nests that they are famous for. Cor these taste like Sh--.
With your spaggetti growing in caves, You must have the rare nocternal type that only grows in the dark.Or maybe the bats have a rare form of nasal flu.
Taffy1eye

[happy daze john in oz]

Taff mate wish you had not mentioned the birds nest! If Vernon hears this one we aill all end up with slanted eyes, you know eating them causes constipation, but if you can get some early season ones I have heard it is not so bad, but you have to get up at 2 bells to get them. Believe there is a rare colony of them on the island of Lesbos which maybe why Les B Ann is asking the skipper, by the way who's on the roster for that job this week, to go there. Or could it be she wants to be there for the festival of Herpes the Greek god of all things nocturnal.

[alf corbyn]

you mind you do not end up in the soup oh strange one haha. cheers. alf

[Geoff Anderson]

I also heard its followed by the festival of lickalotofpussy ! We will have to ask Gulliver im sure he will know???Also heard theres a festival for dykes called strapadicktome, but not sure when it is.
taffy 1eye

[happy daze john in oz]

Well Taff I have heard it said that queenie is the only gay on the ship, and is putting on weight. Les B Ann wonders if we are to expect a wonderful event. Then queenie asked how could thta be possible? Les B Ann went on to tell him/her about the birds and the bees. Well queenie says it had nothing to do with the bees. Then it must have been the birds, and if that is the case it must have been a cockortwo.

[Terry Wilcox]

WELL WHAT CAN ONE SAY. HAS THE SHIP SUNK??? THERE SEEMS TO BE NO ONE AROUND. NOT EVEN A BIRD?? WELL BACK TO THE GALLEY. TAKE CARE.........TERRY

[happy daze john in oz]

No one around? Mate they are all around, around in circles that is. The skipper said land on the cardboard bow, and Alf said 'bow' I never knew we had royalty on board. It' s the 32 bells you know, forever ringing in his ears. But of course there is one on board who does consider him/her self as royalty. I refer of course to queenie, who says she is the biggest queen around. But there are some who say she is just a pain in the a***s.

[Terry Wilcox]

Well my shipmates. I must go, it's been good sailing with you, now i am going to jump ship at the next port. My email address is on my profile if any one want's to get in contact. I have enjoyed my time here. Take care and look after yourselves. Ta, ta........terry

[happy daze john in oz]

Well lads after a lengthy re-fit she is fit to sail again, we think. The crew will I am sure be very happy with her now. Alf has a brand new chain to keep him on the wheel. The Welsh witches cauldron had been cleaned out, and we now know what happened to peg leg the ships cat. Vernon has a new still so he now has no excuse for not providing enough four, six, eight and twenty four bells to drink. The old encrusted tab nabs have been sand blasted off the galley deck head and Den will be pleased to see we have a new currant cutter for him. Les B Ann and Queenie have had their cabins re painted in a very delicate shade of puce, but sadly the Esso road map fell apart when the shore gang tried to clean it up. So once again we are up the creek with out a paddle or a life boat as Mike took that on his lastb fishing trip. So lads where are we off to now?????