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Hi Den. O YE OF LITTLE FAITH. Its the real mc coy, when you were off sunning yourself in the desert. I managed to do a deal. Sold all that steel cleaner that i brewed up. Got 2000 bottles of 8 bells. There all in my cabin, i was saving them for a rainy day. But as you prefer the extract i ll put them back in storage. Taffy 1eye PS , Carriad is guarding my cabin, so dont try nicking any bottles. You know she likes beans , Human beans that is.
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Taffy you been at it again. I heard that it was 3 bells and someone got a marker pen and made the 3 an 8. Heard it is as weak as nanny goats, and only fit for cleaning the cauldron before you do the dhobi in it. After the dhobi the essence of Persil can be said to freshen the taste buds and make even the darkest stew whiter than white. So Den will hvae to continue with the essence though I am begining to wonder just what is in it to make it so desirable. Did he get it from Les B Ann by any chance??????
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Nar John . Its the real Mc coy, No broken seals, no touch ups on the label, and the label has not been soaked off and another one put in its place. Know a lot of publican tricks. As a good measure we was sampling it the other night. We sent you an invite , but you were paraletic behind the bar, so much so you couldnt tell me to go away properly, You sounded like you had a mouth full of golf balls. As for Den liking his essance of rum, you could be onto something there with Les B anne. Maybe he likes virgin water. I know that Canadian beer is not up to much. taffy1eye
They where not golf balls in his mouth they where a pair of plums
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Hi x Taffy 2. Maybe I was a little hasty in my refusal. So send over a couple of cases of your best brand. This rum extract is not what it used to be. Think some body has been watering it down. Could it be that Les B Ann or Daze John has been mucking with it? And by the way. Canadian beer is stronger than that British stuff at 5% alk/vol. [that could start a barny!!] Den.
Den it like that fancy dress party that two poms went to. They where naked and carrying a bucket of water. Was asked what they had come as and the reply was? They laid down and started making love and then told the host that they represented Pommy beer. ****ing near water.
Hi All. Must have been the same pair that i saw. Both starkers , one had a Durex on his nose the other had a durex over his head . They said they were F--- knows and dick head. Geoff
Bad news lads. I have just discovered the new skipper is a Thespian, Les B Ann will be pleased, and a cross dresser to boot. He was up in the wheel house trying to tickle Alf with a feather, Alf said a feather is kinky, using a whole chicken is perverted. But the skipper said he was auditioning for a part in 'As you like it'. to which Alf replied he did not. The skipper told Alf he had tried the tab nabs and declared, 'There is something rotten in the state of Denmark, and in the galley below'. The he saw Vernon and demaned a pound of flesh, but Vernon being smart told him, 'Measue for meaure' so that was that. But just as Vernon was going up on deck three merry wifes came by in a life boat looking for the Windsor. Vernon told them it had been sold to two very nice gentlemen from Verona. Alf then declared this was no 'Mid summers night dream', more like a nightmare. All the while the three witches were sitting around the cauldron chanting, 'hubble bubble toil and trouble.....' The skipper was last seen heading for the life boat as he dclared a Tempest was coming but Vernon thought the whole thing was just a Comedy of Errors, whlie Les B Ann said it was Much ado about Nothing, and Alf said as far as he was concened all he had to worry about was the turning of the screw. Den was then heard to ask, 'is this a tab nab I see before me'??????
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Oh my Gawd John what have you been on mate,sound like some Yiddish story you are trying to relate to us,dont have a clue what its all about,so what do i do now,just Twist and Shout! You know what happened to poor Pinocchio telling tales! haha! You got a good sense of Humour there John mate! Keep it going!
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Hi All. OK so we are out of toilet paper. But which silly idiot riped up the condensed works of shakespear ???.To be used as bog paper. We know how John likes to read everything, So we ll have him spouting Shakespear for the next month. Anybody got a playboy that would slow him up, not many words in a playboy mag. Alas poor yoric i knew him well. Im off to the fog locker with a bottle of 8 bells. Taffy 1eye getting hissed.
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