Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

Who's looking after slops and subs?
No beer or fags. No rum issue. And no leave to sample the delights ashore and spend our hard earned wages.
I feel a Mutiny coming on.
Who's with me?
Den.

hi den. fags are no good for you!. looks like george has found les's still. so he's the one we should be looking for. if we find him we find the still. hic. ive put an order in for some grog.so it should arrive soon. as for shore leave your on the top of the list just below me. mind you weve got to find some land first
taffy1i

[happy daze john in oz]

If you don't know what to do with a spare hand now ,your no seaman. Weather great, drinking lots of red wine(Sth African,can't afford Kiwi or Oz) Love you all ( Bloody hell too much to drink again) take care until I'm back afloat to peel the spuds. Mike

What do you mean, cant afford Oz wine, ask her indoors for a raise. Must admit though S.A. wine is good.

[happy daze john in oz]

have to agree with John about the price of wine. Myself I go for the affect and not the taste so I am quite happy with Dan Murphy's 4 litre casks for $7 a cask because after a few you are not worried about the quality. Thankfully I do not have nor ever have had taste buds that dictated that I have the top of the range stuff. Les

Les, a man after my own heart. as long as it either red or cold I dont care what it is, not a wine snob, dont care which side of the mountain it was grown on.

[Geoff Anderson]

hi all ive managed to catch that stowaway george, ive got him in the brig, well chained up. hes been signed on, as general dogs body. so if any of you got any nasty jobs , hes your man. les he was watering down your grog. when i got him he was 3 sheets to the wind. well lads haave fun with him , hes all yours taffy1i

[George]

Well seeing as George is missing and I last saw him walking away with the wobbly boot on after waylaying Vernon for a slice of the rum cake. I checked my supply and it seems to be the same amount but the alcohol level has diminished somewhat so suspect that it has been watered down a tad. Now seeing as I put the ship on iron mike with ten degrees rudder that would answer your question as to why we have not sighted land yet. Well I am away now to find another spot to store the stash and I to am now looking for George. Les

This ships like the Sloop John B think i'll stay hidden till she reaches port all the boose no one sees me sneaking the meager rations abord I dont think i'll tell anyone about the bully beef in No1 hatch George

[Doc Vernon]

Got a whole Months worth of Dhoby to be done,so send that George here,i will first get him a bit sober as he may not know what is what,and i will land up with a multi colour Uniform!
Watering down someones derink indeed ,thats a serious deed George me Lad,and for that you will be given even more tasks! haha!
Cheers

[George]

Got a whole Months worth of Dhoby to be done,so send that George here,i will first get him a bit sober as he may not know what is what,and i will land up with a multi colour Uniform!
Watering down someones derink indeed ,thats a serious deed George me Lad,and for that you will be given even more tasks! haha!
Cheers

Vernon mate 1st you gotta find me and watering the booze and pinching the still will hopefully sober the crew and stop them from driffting all over the oceans poor Alf he's been on the wheel so long without a break he's nodded off and thiese Welsh Boyos are great guys but there drinking moore boose than there is water in the ocean aided and abetted by that Head barman John Happy Daze poor Dens down the galley been driven to drink as theres no stores for him too cook a meal with and the gally boys nicked the old mans boat to take leave boy hope he's sober enough to find land I had all the sea biscuets out of there better get back in hiding the old mans doing an inspection he ran out of whisky George

[Geoff Anderson]

Vernon mate 1st you gotta find me and watering the booze and pinching the still will hopefully sober the crew and stop them from driffting all over the oceans poor Alf he's been on the wheel so long without a break he's nodded off and thiese Welsh Boyos are great guys but there drinking moore boose than there is water in the ocean aided and abetted by that Head barman John Happy Daze poor Dens down the galley been driven to drink as theres no stores for him too cook a meal with and the gally boys nicked the old mans boat to take leave boy hope he's sober enough to find land I had all the sea biscuets out of there better get back in hiding the old mans doing an inspection he ran out of whisky George

hi george.. you ve been found !, you were lurking in the forums. so now your in the brig. check your visitor messages. thats unless there are two of you, ho no there cant be two of you. tell me its you and not your twin. anyway one of you ,is in the brig signed on as general dogs body.



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[Michael Lawrence]

Hey Lads. Down here in Brixham harbour there's a replica of Drake's Golden Hind. How about we tow it behind and and lad misbehaves we put 'em aboard for a couple of days? Lets start with those Welsh witches. Keep safe you buggers. Mike

[Geoff Anderson]

Hey Lads. Down here in Brixham harbour there's a replica of Drake's Golden Hind. How about we tow it behind and and lad misbehaves we put 'em aboard for a couple of days? Lets start with those Welsh witches. Keep safe you buggers. Mike

hi all. thats it pick on the taffys. when everything else fails pick on us!.but i will do you no good , we've got brooms. so we can fly off at any time. so watch out we might use you as a broom rack. very painful!.and to think we stuck up for you when the rest of the crew said.hes not fit to live in a pig sty.we stuck up for you. we told then we thought you were.fit enough to live in a pig st ye.haha

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