Virtual Ship

[Dennis McGuckin]

Just back after being adrift for five days.
Cant believe how you guys get so screwed up in such a short time[not that kind of short time John]
Some body bring me up to speed, as I am just coming out of the fog locker.
Den.

[Doc Vernon]

Just back after being adrift for five days.
Cant believe how you guys get so screwed up in such a short time[not that kind of short time John]
Some body bring me up to speed, as I am just coming out of the fog locker.
Den.

Its OK for some to just jump ship and leave us all running around for five days,with no bleedin Bread or Tab Nabs mate! No wonder most of us are so screwed up,havent you heard that Bread is the staff of life!
We have had to make do with all the old stocks we had,be in green now in colour! Yak!!!
I have put in requset for assistance,bit have been knocked back something terrible! Everyone is so screwd that they are now all talking about Kiss !! Getting me worried being aboard here now haah!
We are still searching for George too,he seems to have ducked for cover,but if caught he is going to know all about it!
So to you Chief Baker,get to your post and start that Oven up,we need lots!! of freshly baked Hot Bread!!haha!

Welcome back Den! Hope you had a good few days rest from this mad crowd!
Nice change of scenery isnt it!!

Cheers

[happy daze john in oz]

hi john how far did you get????. my best so far 36m. taffy 1i

About two meters mate, he spilled soemof the beer and slipped on it. But remember every stomach has a cast iron lining till the gin seeps through.

[Geoff Anderson]

About two meters mate, he spilled soemof the beer and slipped on it. But remember every stomach has a cast iron lining till the gin seeps through.

hi john. yuk gin, mothers ruin,i thought that stuff was only drunk by the limp wrist brigade.give me a real mans drink, haha.
best wishes geoff

[Geoff Anderson]

Just back after being adrift for five days.
Cant believe how you guys get so screwed up in such a short time[not that kind of short time John]
Some body bring me up to speed, as I am just coming out of the fog locker.
Den.

hi den , it takes years of practise to screw up like us. were all pro's at it(johns comments--------------------------------------------)i did try to make them a sponge cakes, but they just laughed at them, then to add insult to injury,they used them as Frisbees. so they had the mouldy bread instead. that will teach them. did i do right like you taught me.????? i hope you brought some nice fresh salmon for OUR sardies.
taffy1i

[Dennis McGuckin]

hi den , it takes years of practise to screw up like us. were all pro's at it(johns comments--------------------------------------------)i did try to make them a sponge cakes, but they just laughed at them, then to add insult to injury,they used them as Frisbees. so they had the mouldy bread instead. that will teach them. did i do right like you taught me.????? i hope you brought some nice fresh salmon for OUR sardies.
taffy1i

Well done taffy,I'm proud of you. Mouldy bread, that'll teach em.
Any more disrespect and we will put them on BOT rations!
Fishing not good,so spent my time in the old fog locker.
Thinking of taking up another pass-time like chasing birds!
Then again!!!
Anyway, nice to be back aboard, even with this mangy crew.
Den.

[Geoff Anderson]

Well done taffy,I'm proud of you. Mouldy bread, that'll teach em.
Any more disrespect and we will put them on BOT rations!
Fishing not good,so spent my time in the old fog locker.
Thinking of taking up another pass-time like chasing birds!
Then again!!!
Anyway, nice to be back aboard, even with this mangy crew.
Den.

hi den, you must be talking about bilges the cat, mangy. its a right about chasing the birds, thats ok providing er in doors dont find out. hehe. i get the evils for just looking.its mot fair ????im off to my pit now good night taffy1i

[Michael Lawrence]

Good morning campers. I'm back but only for today. Thanks all of you lads for your kind thoughts towards W.R. Told doctor to pass them on, he said. 'Do you want her to have a relapse ? To pass best wishes on from a ships crew that has a worse reputation than the 'Captain Cook' '. Me I replied she's Welsh Guv, and those Taffs have been use to handling adversity all their life. They sing their way out of trouble'. In fact thats the best way to handle the 'All Blacks' and 'Wallabies' along with the 'Boks', SING TO THEM. It would be a walk over.
W.R. is back home and I'm taking her down to Torbay for a week to rest up. The idiot of a heart specialist in W-S-Mare took her off her medication and said it wasn't needed anymore, Thankfully Taunton where I had to take her were on the case and now all her notes are down at Musgrove where she will attend as an outpatient. Thanks once again lads for your kind thoughts and have course passed them on to the 'Old Dragon' (see told you she was better). She's done the Euro millions and reckons if she wins she buy me a 'boat' ( in the bath tub)

Hope you buggers have been behaving so I guess I better peel the spuds and carrots along with prepping the cauli and any other veg. Crikey! Where did all these dirty pots and pans come from, didn't any of you jokers do the strapping up? You could of at least thrown the dirty pots over the wall.
Well I straighten up this galley for today as Den is blitzed on 'Four Bells' and Vernon is locked in his cabin on the gin. Wheres Dazy John, hiding on the poop deck? Alf can you keep the ship on an even keel for a few minuets just so I get my sea legs. Has George got back from Tower Hill yet or has he picked up some 'full decked' maid from H.M.S President?
Hang on where are those Welsh witches? Bound to be around somewhere creating mischief. A mate of mine a young up and coming writer called Bill is writing a play which has 3 witches in it. He's going to call it 'Macbeth' and I reckon it will suit those Taffs down to the ground.
Right after I've got this galley straight am buggering off on leave to Torbay. Take care you bunch of miscelaneous b*****ds and remember one hand for the ship and one for yourselves. Mike

[George]

Good morning campers. I'm back but only for today. Thanks all of you lads for your kind thoughts towards W.R. Told doctor to pass them on, he said. 'Do you want her to have a relapse ? To pass best wishes on from a ships crew that has a worse reputation than the 'Captain Cook' '. Me I replied she's Welsh Guv, and those Taffs have been use to handling adversity all their life. They sing their way out of trouble'. In fact thats the best way to handle the 'All Blacks' and 'Wallabies' along with the 'Boks', SING TO THEM. It would be a walk over.
W.R. is back home and I'm taking her down to Torbay for a week to rest up. The idiot of a heart specialist in W-S-Mare took her off her medication and said it wasn't needed anymore, Thankfully Taunton where I had to take her were on the case and now all her notes are down at Musgrove where she will attend as an outpatient. Thanks once again lads for your kind thoughts and have course passed them on to the 'Old Dragon' (see told you she was better). She's done the Euro millions and reckons if she wins she buy me a 'boat' ( in the bath tub)

Hope you buggers have been behaving so I guess I better peel the spuds and carrots along with prepping the cauli and any other veg. Crikey! Where did all these dirty pots and pans come from, didn't any of you jokers do the strapping up? You could of at least thrown the dirty pots over the wall.
Well I straighten up this galley for today as Den is blitzed on 'Four Bells' and Vernon is locked in his cabin on the gin. Wheres Dazy John, hiding on the poop deck? Alf can you keep the ship on an even keel for a few minuets just so I get my sea legs. Has George got back from Tower Hill yet or has he picked up some 'full decked' maid from H.M.S President?
Hang on where are those Welsh witches? Bound to be around somewhere creating mischief. A mate of mine a young up and coming writer called Bill is writing a play which has 3 witches in it. He's going to call it 'Macbeth' and I reckon it will suit those Taffs down to the ground.
Right after I've got this galley straight am buggering off on leave to Torbay. Take care you bunch of miscelaneous b*****ds and remember one hand for the ship and one for yourselves. Mike

Mike nice to hear all is well now and I hope you enjoy your bout of leave, think I'l need to give myself up soon, all this crew can find is boose and there so high they haven't noticed me helping myself some kind sod made nice tab nabs the other day and they just used em as frisbies there loss my gain still i'l just stay hidden a little longer see if the crew can sort themselves out or i'm jumpin at the next port George

[Dennis McGuckin]

Hi Mike,
Pleased to hear all is well.
Have a good spot of leave mate. I will do my best to keep this motley crew in shape. Where's the door out of this fog locker?
Den.