Virtual Ship

[Mick O'Brien]

right any updates to the state of this here ship, and will she ever put to sea again.
or do we need to start a new build........ if the latter is the case god help us because if i know us lot there will be a lot of beer drunk but not a lot o f work done.
or is it just me that cant stay off the grog.

mad mick the mess man.

[happy daze john in oz]

Mick, my understanding is that this ship of ours was started by a guy named Noah, not sure if we can still get a copy of the plans!

[Chris Allman]

I think we are having trouble with the filler, its sticking to everything but the holes. Is there nothing on E bay for free.

Chris

[John Arton]

Hi
What we really need is for my local Council to send a bunch of their guys out to patch it up as they are experts in patching, that's all they ever do, never fix owt properly, just patch, make and mend do. I am also sure that a seaworthiness cert. could be issued by the same bunch as they cross off every job they ever carry out as being "perfict.
Off to the quacks now to see about my bad back as having driven a few miles over their "perfictly" patched roads something seems to have gone it.. perhaps I had better walk to the quacks though!!
rgds
John

[Ron B Manderson]

If it helps I'm sure I have copy of SAM BOAT drawings some where.
Ron the batcave

[Dennis McGuckin]

Thought after jumping ship last trip and living in the desert, I would never be found.
However John tracked me down. Offered me the position of chief tab nab maker, with an unlimited supply of rum.[will still bring the rum extract for back-up]
I have not been wasting my time down here in the dunes. [well maybe spending too much time building sand castles] I have a whole pile of new recipes. For example. Scorpion bon bon's, rattle snake eclairs,cactus steamed pudding etc, etc.
I am sure the thought of sampling all of the above delights will encourage a large number of old and new hands to rush down to the ship/pool to sign on.
I hope Terry will be with me to help produce the mega quantities of tab nabs that will no doubt be in demand.
May also look at signing on an apprentice to learn the culinary art.
Applications for the above position will be interviewed by me and Les B Ann.
Bring your own whip.
Den.

[Ron B Manderson]

Applications for the above position will be interviewed by me and Les B Ann.
Bring your own whip.
Den.

Is this in case we have no money and we have a whip round.
Kinky.
Homo in the company
" gives a kiss and I'll tell you who it is . LOl
Ron the batcave
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[happy daze john in oz]

Scorpions, rattlesakes, no Den we will not have any politicians on board thank you.
But the idea of an apprentice is good, maybe a young boy, something to complement Les B Anne and to give some of the crew a choice. Maybe if you brought some of the sand and we mixed it with a bit of cornflour we might just be able to patch up the hoels!!

[Dennis McGuckin]

After reading that bit from Ron the Batcave, I am beginning to wonder if we are attracting the wrong sort of applicant for an apprenticeship.
The successful candidate must be enthusiastic, able to work without supervision [Terry and me will be in the fog locker most of the time] have a thirst for knowledge [not rum]
and be able to handle [if that's the word I'm looking for] Les B Anne. Also several crew members who have a reputation for violence if no tab nabs.
Talking to Les B Anne about my new desert dessert recipes. She became very excited when I mentioned the lizard tongue rolly-poly.
So excited in fact that I had to tie her down[which she seamed to enjoy]
Den.

[Doc Vernon]

imagesCA2N78LA.jpgBin to Ock Ship slorry Shop,Hic! Hic! Mooney now all gone heheheheh! Slopping hic! slipping down stairs ,wif me Tart and we having some funny games hic! Sooory Lads! Hic!Be back in few doys hic! soory days hic!!
Oooops off to kip now! hic!!