Smoko,Lads!

[Red Lead Ted]

A local chinese fish and chip shop here in seaforth Liverpool had an unexpected visit from the enviromentle health to check the cooking area at the back of the shop. John Pruden will confirm this............. They found a bath tub filled with fried rice that would be re cooked when requested sitting in the middle of it all in the bath tub was a half naked young chinese handicaped boy. The locals who used it were spitting feathers for weeks Regards lads Terry.

[John Pruden]

i did complain that the chicken tasted RUBBERY he said thank you very muchjp

[Don Rafferty]

I entered a funeral on Merseyside a few weeks ago m8, I met an old neighbour i hadn't seen in years , He was carrying fishing gear i asked him bloody hell Ronny what you out to catch here at a creme . His reply i have hooked six rabbits on my fishing line. Thats me fed for the week. Regards Terry.

If he'd carried on eating nothing but rabbit, he would've died of rabbit starvation - very lean meat, too much protein.

[Lou Barron]

I could tell a few stories about rabbits but it would be on the wrong site

[Ivan Cloherty]

I could tell a few stories about rabbits but it would be on the wrong site

Louis, I would think that with your experience and experiences that you have "Carte Blanche" to tell what you want and we look forward to hearing about bobtail

Rgds

Ivan

[Jim Brady]

A local chinese fish and chip shop here in seaforth Liverpool had an unexpected visit from the enviromentle health to check the cooking area at the back of the shop. John Pruden will confirm this............. They found a bath tub filled with fried rice that would be re cooked when requested sitting in the middle of it all in the bath tub was a half naked young chinese handicaped boy. The locals who used it were spitting feathers for weeks Regards lads Terry.

Terry,is that the same one where they foung the alsatian in the fridge???
Regards.
Jim.B.

[John Pruden]

JIM that was the restaurant in south road Waterloo the police was informed by the burglar who screwed the place he found dogs hanging in the fridge watch the curry lads????jp

[Red Lead Ted]

Terry,is that the same one where they foung the alsatian in the fridge???
Regards.
Jim.B.

It was May Lings on Elm Road used to be Daves Chppie. The same one i saw you getting served in a few months ago {Worse things happen at sea m8} LMAO Terry.

[Red Lead Ted]

I remember going into the crew,s mess for our Sunday Lunch aboard a hains boat the steward brought in plates full of spam salad Main course, A scouse AB That was with us asked the steward W.T.F. is that where low on rations said the steward. Tony the A.B. Took a portion off him walked into the officers mess and picked up the Chief Stewards roast beef and spuds. And sat beside him eating it now you enjoy mine he said. It cost him 3 day,s pay but the Chief Steward was gobsmacked. Regards Jim ,Terry.

[Roger French]

How about Peter Brough with Educating Archie.Were we realy that stupid that we listened to a ventriloquist on the radio.
Regards.
Jim.B.

Julie Andrews, too!