Which Scent

[John Gill]

The smell of Roast Pork also reminds me of Borneo. when staying with the Dayaks, my mate Ted and I were given Long Pig to eat at a feast they gave for us, it was only when the British Consul later told us that Long Pig was human meat.
I wont have Pork in the house now.
Cheers
Brian.

time to invite your neighbours round now Kong.

[Louis the fly]

I once ate a Kalahari bushman but as they are only the size of an average pygmy they are only good for a mid morning snack.

Where's that lamp when you need it ???

[Red Lead Ted]

As kids hooping cough was rife, My old granny would walk us kids behind a steam roller laying tarmacadam on the roads, It seemed to work also the smell of boiling tarmac getting laid, I will never forget that smell. Terry.

[Ivan Cloherty]

also the smell of boiling tarmac getting laid, Terry.

That's what I call a hot woman

[Red Lead Ted]

Of all the cargos carried it has to be the sugar berth always remember and never forget that smell, Especially discharging it will never leave me Terry.

[John Callon]

One smell that I will never forget is the smell of onions being sautéed in Ghee by the Bhandary on Indian crewed ships. Everytime I got a whiff of the smell all I wanted to do was throw up as it completely turned my stomach.
Regards
John

[Red Lead Ted]

John, You have just reminded me of the aroma coming from the foc,sle head of pepper soup, The Crewe boys on the palm boats picked up in Freetown, I just had to try it, I must admit it was a pretty taste dish, You just never wanted to know the ingredient's Terry.

[Red Lead Ted]

Sat in our local club one night, This couple walked in no seats so they sat behind us, She had him at the bloody bar by the minutes for bags of crisps, Bloody table was full of them, Then before long the brass band played My mate got up to go the loo after about 2 hours, What's that scent your wearing hun Knell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you must no its Channel why, OH nothing he said its just that everyone who passes looks down and says KNELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John Callon]

I think maybe a few people will not get that one Terry.
Regards
John

[Red Lead Ted]

I think maybe a few people will not get that one Terry.
Regards
John

Scouse Humour John, World renowned Regards Terry.