Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

LOOK OUT LADS!
vernon the scratchie is coming, to kick us out of the fog locker. come on somebody think of a good excuse and be quick about it. No john looking through the bottoms of empty bottles , might fool a trick cyclist. but not vernon, hes been there and got the tee shirt.that white stick of alfs wont fool anybody either. i know i can cast a spell and make us all invisable, ho bugger wheres me wand?.

[Doc Vernon]

Sorry but i sent my Friendly Witch to steal your Wand,so you had better think of another way to outsmart me Lads!
Wherever you are i will find you, Scratched or not haha

[Geoff Anderson]

Sorry but i sent my Friendly Witch to steal your Wand,so you had better think of another way to outsmart me Lads!
Wherever you are i will find you, Scratched or not haha

so thats why i crashed! GEORGE HEY GEORGE, you know all the hiding places on this ship, where do we go?
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[Graham Payne]

so thats why i crashed! GEORGE HEY GEORGE, you know all the hiding places on this ship, where do we go?
taffy 1i

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Now now lads, being the Captains Tiger and her being of the "Female Bikini" wearing type whom uses the monkey island, she has asked me to instruct you lot on board to sort yourselves out, she wants to know where the bloody hell where we are going and Alf to keep his hands clean of the Vaso, steer south towards the SUN as she wishes to turn over and "bronzie" her front. Obviously as it is my duties I shall RUB in the suntan oil as instructed. A big sub and a run ashore is in the offing, think about it !!

[George]

Now now xtaffy2 calm down me old mate all we need to do is slip into No1# and out into syber space till all calms down This is what comes of to much grog and not enough vitals they go off with the fairys. good thing that gally boy got back he can make a veggie stew and sober em up a bit George

[George]

Oh Michael those 2 wonders found me and what a pleasure it was as they spun there female webb of enchantment and wisked me off to far away places and just as we entered that world of heavan I got rudely awakend by the train anouncing my stop what a let down.Now get on with the veg this crew need vitals there halosinating on grog right now George

[Geoff Anderson]

N
Now now lads, being the Captains Tiger and her being of the "Female Bikini" wearing type whom uses the monkey island, she has asked me to instruct you lot on board to sort yourselves out, she wants to know where the bloody hell where we are going and Alf to keep his hands clean of the Vaso, steer south towards the SUN as she wishes to turn over and "bronzie" her front. Obviously as it is my duties I shall RUB in the suntan oil as instructed. A big sub and a run ashore is in the offing, think about it !!

hi all.
that new skipper sounds ok, talking about subs and a run ashore.
do you think we should tell graham, hes been talking to one of them blow up dolls?.or should we leave him to his fantisy world.and a question who left that blow up doll on the monkey island??????
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[Michael Lawrence]

To my way of thinking the 'Old Man's Tiger has been giving more than a general clean up to his day cabin. As for George how disgusting trying to have it away with those leading hands from the Colour Guard. I fancied the one with the sailmakers rank on her arm. Big and blonde she was. I thought she might of raised my old needle. No word to the W.R. now Geoff. What goes on on this ship stays aboard and doesn't make shore side. Now I'm glad George has made it back here and now you've all told me where you bugger off to I'll keep an eye open. I thought you all headed for the monkey island.
Well I had my numbers on the lottery come up last night. I was going to find a cruise for Kiwi via Canada, States, and Oz, but seeing its only a tenner you old buggers will have to wait for your grog up.
W.R. seems to be making progress but has definately slowed down since the last belt she had, so we take things easier. She reckons she's bought all the Christmas prezzies and when I mentioned 'The Lads' she said where am I getting 'Four Bells ' from. Told her to have a word with Dazy John.
Vernon she hopes you've recovered from the kidney stone probs and suggest you drink more water. She's been suggesting I do the same for the last 48 yrs. Take care Maties. Mike

[Graham Payne]

hi all.
that new skipper sounds ok, talking about subs and a run ashore.
do you think we should tell graham, hes been talking to one of them blow up dolls?.or should we leave him to his fantisy world.and a question who left that blow up doll on the monkey island??????
taffy 1i

You know what you might be right Taff, I wondered what that funny noise was when I rubbed the oil in her "Belly Button".

[Geoff Anderson]

You know what you might be right Taff, I wondered what that funny noise was when I rubbed the oil in her "Belly Button".

hi all'
hey graham, when you rubbed the oil in her belly button.????.was it making a gritty sound, like vaso with sand in it?. if it was the doll must be vernons. as he was the last with the vaso. and didnt he use it to get out of the bilges? the plot thickens.and he reconds he was in there with some bird! . so my dear WATSON.I THINK we now whos the doll is.
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