Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

If I could only remember the magic formula. Don't know what I told her but if I could of bottled it would of retired with a fortune. Still W.R. is a good 'un we've had our hardships and fears but she's helped me pull thru, AND I promise that is the last time I get sentimental as I'm a big hairy backsided sailor who wears leather undies. How come Taffy X( one of the witches ) knows I wear leather.

hi mike, its no secret or magic formula . its just plain old bull sh--.we all used it .thats why were all in the same boat. glad to see shes helped you through. best wishes geoff

[Geoff Anderson]

hi all. right as we have nobody in the engine room, pete do your stuff . open the engine control panel . hot wire it,and put all controls to the bridge. who needs engineers. put a BIG red stop button next to the wheel.this is for les, just in case a small mountain creeps up on him. he can stop the ship and slap it in reverse. real quick. next stop pick up some stores and fuel, we can use somebodies visa card, and then repprt it stolen haha. mike get your A into gear.make up the stores lists. jump to it your not on daddies yacht. alf steer for southamton, thats out of the channel turn right .then right again.if you see a passinger ship follow it .lookouts foreward. help alf find his way, catering get the ship shipshape and ready to take on stores, all clothing with big pockets left below. i know the tricks so watch out. ok here we go, and we'er off, bye bye cold london were off, taffy 1i . mv evan elp us.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

hi mike. i told you would have a nice surprise when you woke up.OLDER TAFFY 2,has joined the crew. now isnt that a nice surprise! i thought you'ed like it . best wishes taffy 1i

Hi Older Taffy Two.
Welcome aboard, You must be as mad as your brother Taffy =2 if your joining this tub, she'lI be on the rocks before we get to Gib you mark my words. I might join old Dai Davis in Three Cliffs, it's where I spent all my holidays when I was at school.
Cheers Des

[Michael Lawrence]

hi mike . thats easy,when you came to the leisure centre. playing squash. you must have had a senior moment. you left without putting on your pants.the receptionists laughted for days afterwards. you could say you were the BUTT of thier jokes . one was , he paid $6.50 for those bundies, and $6.40 is up the crack of his bum. so dont wear them g strings again. hehe best wishes geoff.
ps do you want to buy the negatives.?

Sell on E Bay or to the national scandals and we're share the moolla you grasping little bugger. I need reinforced ones now(undies) to hold 'em up

[Michael Lawrence]

hi mike, its no secret or magic formula . its just plain old bull sh--.we all used it .thats why were all in the same boat. glad to see shes helped you through. best wishes geoff

Thanks Mate she's been and still is a good one but limits my drinking cos I now fall over after a pint or two. Off to Orlando next week with the whole family. Told the eldest granddaughter, 'That's a long way to go to see a rat with big ears'. 'Hey Grumps', she said, 'You and I are going to enjoy the rides'. Anything over Peter Pan and I'm out of it. Keep the faith Mate.

[Michael Lawrence]

hi all. right as we have nobody in the engine room, pete do your stuff . open the engine control panel . hot wire it,and put all controls to the bridge. who needs engineers. put a BIG red stop button next to the wheel.this is for les, just in case a small mountain creeps up on him. he can stop the ship and slap it in reverse. real quick. next stop pick up some stores and fuel, we can use somebodies visa card, and then repprt it stolen haha. mike get your A into gear.make up the stores lists. jump to it your not on daddies yacht. alf steer for southamton, thats out of the channel turn right .then right again.if you see a passinger ship follow it .lookouts foreward. help alf find his way, catering get the ship shipshape and ready to take on stores, all clothing with big pockets left below. i know the tricks so watch out. ok here we go, and we'er off, bye bye cold london were off, taffy 1i . mv evan elp us.

1 case porridge oats
2 sides of bacon
3 crates of eggs
4 cartons of orange juice
5 bags of spuds
6 cauliflowers
7 swedes (blonde variety)
8 chickens
9 onions
10 cases of tomatoes

20 cases of Fourbells
20 cases of Glanmerangie
20 cases od London gin
20 cases of Cape Brandy ( for Vernon)
100 cases of red wine (any variety just mix 'em0
100 cases of white wine( as above)
400 cases of Doom Bar bitter (Rock Brewery)

400 cases of Tribute bitter (St Austells Brewery)
1 bottle of Orange squash
1 bottle of Blackcurrent juice

200 cases of Tuborg lager
200 cases of 1664 lager
1 box of matches
1000 rolls of toilet paper( think we need it)
That should cover us to France or Germany or even Denmark

[Doc Vernon]

Seems like you all think this Ship is an Hotel! What with all thses Stores you want,so i say no way!
All you guys are ganna get is the following!

Mealie Meal (for breakfast)no Sugar or Milk! Keep your Guts in order!

Bowl of "Babootie" for Lunch

3 only Ouma Ruska for Dinner to dunk in your Coffee (only one cup a day)

No hard tack!

And as far as Beer goes i am only ordering DAB beer! Those who dont like that will stay on Water only!! haha


I am also not serving anymore of you Crew mob here,in future you will all have to get your own in the Galley !! and i will be there to watch that you only get what your ration is! OK!!

Mmmmm!! me sees a Mutiny coming on!

I am diving down to the Bilges! not the Fog Locker!haah!

[Geoff Anderson]

Sell on E Bay or to the national scandals and we're share the moolla you grasping little bugger. I need reinforced ones now(undies) to hold 'em up

hi mike .sent them to the nationals. they replyed to obscene for public veiwing .ebay said no as well. but recon they may be good for a proto for a new style of bicycle rack. so sorry no fortunes to be made. i'll swop you them for a photo of you in a micky mouse hat .hehe best wishes geoff

[Geoff Anderson]

Thanks Mate she's been and still is a good one but limits my drinking cos I now fall over after a pint or two. Off to Orlando next week with the whole family. Told the eldest granddaughter, 'That's a long way to go to see a rat with big ears'. 'Hey Grumps', she said, 'You and I are going to enjoy the rides'. Anything over Peter Pan and I'm out of it. Keep the faith Mate.

hi mike enjoy yourselves, enjoy the rides,if you close your eyes you could imagine. your back at sea in a storm, but watch ,who you throw up on. have a good holiday mate .hey i hope the plane dont break down ,otherwise you'llbe up there all day.best wishes geoff

[Geoff Anderson]

Seems like you all think this Ship is an Hotel! What with all thses Stores you want,so i say no way!
All you guys are ganna get is the following!

Mealie Meal (for breakfast)no Sugar or Milk! Keep your Guts in order!

Bowl of "Babootie" for Lunch

3 only Ouma Ruska for Dinner to dunk in your Coffee (only one cup a day)

No hard tack!

And as far as Beer goes i am only ordering DAB beer! Those who dont like that will stay on Water only!! haha


I am also not serving anymore of you Crew mob here,in future you will all have to get your own in the Galley !! and i will be there to watch that you only get what your ration is! OK!!

Mmmmm!! me sees a Mutiny coming on!

I am diving down to the Bilges! not the Fog Locker!haah!

go vernon go, give them stick. show them who's BOSS.they've been picking on poor me for ages.haha taffy 1i