Virtual Ship

[Gulliver]

(Caption for Image should read
"The Lads would do anything to stay one more night in Havana!!"



Ar!Cap'n Mike ,Taff 1-eye,and ye All.

I say bagger the loading,meet you in the Faggott and Firkin for an 8 bells or four! Missus already gone to Ye Olde Cock and Trumpet,bless her!

[Gulliver]

"Damn You,Mr.Mate! I said load all the booze in Number One hold!"

[Dennis McGuckin]

I thought you said you knew how to load a ship! Now Taffy is blaming all the M T's. There are no M. T.'s all bottles were filled by Den and I with 'Eight Bells' which is twice as warm, twice as nice, cuts the ice but twice as strong. Den has also used some (about 5 gallons ) to mix up his latest batch of tabnabs, he's even slung in some sultanas and currants plus a few weevils to give it body.
Alright you lazy lot get yourselves topside and get the covers off as it looks as if we'll have to re arrange Gulliver's loading. His problem is his mind is to much on sex. I mean I ask you Spankers and Futtocks. The last time I saw those two they were in a strip club in Soho in the late 50's early 60's. I'm pretty sure I saw Taffy X hanging about in there with Dazy John and our estiable C/Stwd Vernon. Why you lot clear this mess up Den and I will wander ashore to check out the local talent. Any idea where we are by the way?. Mike

Michael, You gave me a bad turn there. I have never been accused of putting REAL rum in tab-nabs. No idea where it could have gone[hic]
Anyway, need to get ashore soon for another load of rum extract. As long as this mangy crew THINK they are getting rum, so much the better. As far as raisins in the tab-nabs that wont happen. Need them for the home brew I have fermenting for my personal back-up. Be nice and I might sell you a jar!!
Den.

[Michael Lawrence]

Listen you. Just go into your snug little cabin and look at your small ( 8 gallon) keg of 'Eight Bells' that I sweated over and more than likely sweated into just so you could have a nice warm head knocking ,breath taking sippers. Now if you use your head we give them one sultana a tabnab plus a couple of weevils and they won't know the difference. By the way there's new chap I've invited aboard as he use to be a 'Sparks' and the way those two are on the bridge ( Gulliver Esso Map, and One eyed Alf) we need him. So if he signs on give him one of your special tabnabs( the ones with two sultanas) Must have a break and wax up my skis as off to Andorra in Febuary and I work very slowly. Mike

[Michael Lawrence]

[QUOTE=x taffy 2;11124]

I thought you said you knew how to load a ship! Now Taffy is blaming all the M T's. There are no M. T.'s all bottles were filled by Den and I with 'Eight Bells' which is twice as warm, twice as nice, cuts the ice but twice as strong. Den has also used some (about 5 gallons ) to mix up his latest batch of tabnabs, he's even slung in some sultanas and currants plus a few weevils to give it body.
Alright you lazy lot get yourselves topside and get the covers off as it looks as if we'll have to re arrange Gulliver's loading. His problem is his mind is to much on sex. I mean I ask you Spankers and Futtocks. The last time I saw those two they were in a strip club in Soho in the late 50's early 60's. I'm pretty sure I saw Taffy X hanging about in there with Dazy John and our estiable C/Stwd Vernon. Why you lot clear this mess up Den and I will wander ashore to check out the local talent. Any idea where we are by the way?. MikeQUOTE]

Hi All.and mike.
I hope youve both got your WATER WINGS and JESUS BOOTS ON?????. as we are about 20 miles out at sea, coming back up the channel for the 3rd time!!!!. If we go up and down the channel ant more they will give us a season ticket.Gullivars ship was only a dream, sorry nightmare.thats why he was tugging on his spankers and futtocks.( wet dream) he thought he was sinking. and if you saw the 3 of us in SOHO, what were you doing there??? on your own, as well !!!!. Hey that wasnt you on the stage in DRAG was it.??? .
wiat till i see WR i'll tell her. and she'll have you doing the BIG D, for the next 6 months IM off for a spin on my new super doper broom stick. with all the bells and whistles on it. met you in the pub on the harbour front.
Taffy1eye

I'll have you know Taffy I was what is known as an Artise ( a P*** artise and very good one too. My W.R. doesn't know about my previous disreputable life. Mike

[Dennis McGuckin]

Listen you. Just go into your snug little cabin and look at your small ( 8 gallon) keg of 'Eight Bells' that I sweated over and more than likely sweated into just so you could have a nice warm head knocking ,breath taking sippers. Now if you use your head we give them one sultana a tabnab plus a couple of weevils and they won't know the difference. By the way there's new chap I've invited aboard as he use to be a 'Sparks' and the way those two are on the bridge ( Gulliver Esso Map, and One eyed Alf) we need him. So if he signs on give him one of your special tabnabs( the ones with two sultanas) Must have a break and wax up my skis as off to Andorra in Febuary and I work very slowly. Mike

Good point. Guess I could spare the extra raisin for a 'special' occasion as long as it doesn't become a habit.
Could let you have some pea-nut butter for your ski wax. Cost is only a bottle of 8 bells per jar??
Den.
PS Should come to BC. Best skiing in the world.

[Geoff Anderson]

[QUOTE=Michael Lawrence;11176]

I'll have you know Taffy I was what is known as an Artise ( a P*** artise and very good one too. My W.R. doesn't know about my previous disreputable life. Mike

Hi Mike. me old werzzle.
Now are you sure it was a P artise. and not a drag artise??. So your off on the piste again.have you got leave yet?. As youve only just come back after going to see the over grown rat in the us of a.Or are you going to jump ship again??.
Taffy 1eye

[Michael Lawrence]

[QUOTE=x taffy 2;11222]

Hi Mike. me old werzzle.
Now are you sure it was a P artise. and not a drag artise??. So your off on the piste again.have you got leave yet?. As youve only just come back after going to see the over grown rat in the us of a.Or are you going to jump ship again??.
Taffy 1eye

Where did you get that photo of me on my jaunt to Andorra. Lets see I must be coming down the nursery slopes. You must admit tho I am good looking and debonair.
Guess what! I saw Brains S A on sale in the local supermarket, might get a couple for Christmas and give the Eight Bells a miss. keep safe Mike
P.S. And yes I've applied for leave in Feb., and Gulliver said I could go and so can Den. PPS. We're taking the 'Still' with us.

[Michael Lawrence]

PPPS. Vernon's in the galley. God help you all. Mike

[Geoff Anderson]

[QUOTE=Michael Lawrence;11339]

Where did you get that photo of me on my jaunt to Andorra. Lets see I must be coming down the nursery slopes. You must admit tho I am good looking and debonair.
Guess what! I saw Brains S A on sale in the local supermarket, might get a couple for Christmas and give the Eight Bells a miss. keep safe Mike
P.S. And yes I've applied for leave in Feb., and Gulliver said I could go and so can Den. PPS. We're taking the 'Still' with us.

Hi MIKE.
Ive got a bucket load of them photos, heres another one.I think its more your sort of style haha.
Are you sure you can still handle the skull attack, SA.Dont worry about trying to make me jealous ,ive got my own supply!.And whots the bet you and Den wont get the still on the plane?????