Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

You Jammy B*****. That house was about the biggest on Caerau Lane. Mind you I bet with you moving over Cowbridge road the estate value went down.

hi mike .it was the largest. it was the old estate house for caerau .it used to have a front garden. until the war office took it to widen caerau lane. nar mate the value went up . better class you see. haha best wishes geoff.

[Geoff Anderson]

My daughtwer has just dropped me in it. Told W.R. that when she came back from Minehead with her family found over 8 empty Beck bottles in the rosie. Seeing I was the only one around got it in the neck.

hi mike . you were a bit slow, you should have thrown them over next doors garden. like you used to do. then when he threw them back, you could tell WR, what he did, and you wouldent be telling lies. he did throw them over the fence." up there for overtime , down there for dancing." best wishes geoff.

[Geoff Anderson]

hi all . do you think we should return to port.and get orgainised. weve no grog .no food .no nuffink. half the crew are AWOL. the other half running round like headless chooks. poor old vernon is getting piles. its just a thought. taffy 1i

[Doc Vernon]

hi all . do you think we should return to port.and get orgainised. weve no grog .no food .no nuffink. half the crew are AWOL. the other half running round like headless chooks. poor old vernon is getting piles. its just a thought. taffy 1i

Well what charade this is,now i hear its Turn around and back to Port,getting p---- off sitting here with cold Bum and the Piles mounting,and no i havent got the Stores anymore last night some bleedin guys waylaid me and ran off with all the goods,so now i am sitting here very downhearted and lonely!
Need some quick assistance Lads! Get that Ship moving,pay good rates so that we can get all the crew we want,and after this please NO TURNING BACK!! HAHA
Cheers
Vernon

Wait!! Is that a ship i see in the Distance,or is it a Mirage!! Oppps think i am going Bonkers!!

[happy daze john in oz]

Southampton, we have a problem, Vernon has piles, the cook shot through, Jimmy has copped a dose and we have no doc on board. Price of oil now we may only be able to go as far as the needles and we have no thread left. Hard a port lads into Aporto and lets have a beer.

[Doc Vernon]

Southampton, we have a problem, Vernon has piles, the cook shot through, Jimmy has copped a dose and we have no doc on board. Price of oil now we may only be able to go as far as the needles and we have no thread left. Hard a port lads into Aporto and lets have a beer.

Hi LADS
Just a slight veer off this for a moment,but just had to say that this is one good Topic,and every time i get here i fall over laughing my head off!
Its good fun isnt it!

OK Onwards with the Journey Lads,but take heed Southampton is calling and wants to know more on all that report from someone who sounds crazy! The line is a bit crackly!!
The Cook shooting himself through , Vernon is carrying some piles of what? Jimmy has copped a douse ? of what Petrol! and no Dock on board,well how do they expect to get a Dock on there!
This chap is balmy haha!! Yes turn around he needs immediate medical attention! OAO Southampton!

Cheers
Vernon

[Michael Lawrence]

Southampton, we have a problem, Vernon has piles, the cook shot through, Jimmy has copped a dose and we have no doc on board. Price of oil now we may only be able to go as far as the needles and we have no thread left. Hard a port lads into Aporto and lets have a beer.

Stand still that man. don't panic( I'll do that) Pull into Tilbury. Right you lot if it takes the galley boy to give you a sense of order so be it. Vernon get yourself on board and sort out the mess room tables and then the saloon. Crew first then officers. Taffy X put down that bleeding paint brush and give the cook Den a hand in the galley I've promoted you to 2nd cook and baker( God 'elp us). Alf stand by the wheel and when the 'Old man' rings down for engines be prepared to move out away from quay downstream. John get your 'airy backside down on deck aft ready to let go ropes under 2nd mates guidance. Me! Poor bloody me will make my way fr'ard and under 1st mate help Chippy let go. I don't know I'm galley boy /3rd cook and bottle washer and general factotem on this 'Old girl' and now Vernon has changed the name again. Taffy X wheres the ruddy paint brush also the paintpot? Ah I'm off to the fog locker to clear my brain, and no remarks from you Taffy about what brain. Remember I married Welsh ( Heaven 'elp me)

[Michael Lawrence]

Now hear this. Vernon has changed the name to Mirage so keep your eyes open for a ship running loose in the Thames with a little airy backsided Welshman runnning around with a paint brush. He will more than likely be on the aptly named POOP deck. Somebody told me that a bloke has sneaked on at Millenium pier Westminster. Told that Taffy Geoff that he had experience as a 1st class winger and has a degree in garbled English. Believe his first name is John but if he tries to sell you a couple of cars throw 'im over the side.
I'm going back to lie down in the fog locker if I can find it and Dazed John hasn't shifted it.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

well lads the obvious name for the ship is the SS happy memories.
and i can't pick vernon up in tilbury as i'm not getting on until southend. the first thing we have to do is pick a new navigator. cheers. alf
ps. i thought a greaser would make us go faster?.

Hi Alf.
No wonder I'm still on the forc'stle on lookout. If your not joining untill Southend Who the Hell is steering this tub??????????
Cheers Des

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Stand still that man. don't panic( I'll do that) Pull into Tilbury. Right you lot if it takes the galley boy to give you a sense of order so be it. Vernon get yourself on board and sort out the mess room tables and then the saloon. Crew first then officers. Taffy X put down that bleeding paint brush and give the cook Den a hand in the galley I've promoted you to 2nd cook and baker( God 'elp us). Alf stand by the wheel and when the 'Old man' rings down for engines be prepared to move out away from quay downstream. John get your 'airy backside down on deck aft ready to let go ropes under 2nd mates guidance. Me! Poor bloody me will make my way fr'ard and under 1st mate help Chippy let go. I don't know I'm galley boy /3rd cook and bottle washer and general factotem on this 'Old girl' and now Vernon has changed the name again. Taffy X wheres the ruddy paint brush also the paintpot? Ah I'm off to the fog locker to clear my brain, and no remarks from you Taffy about what brain. Remember I married Welsh ( Heaven 'elp me)

My GOD he married Welsh!
Des