Virtual Ship

[brian watson]

Hi once joined the rms Aragon at tilbury she could not sail untill i signed on ( had been a big fight on board so she was short crewed) so i would not sign untill i got on the 4-8 so same applies this time(REG FROM THE POOL IN KG5 WAS GOING MENTAL but got my way that time
brian[

[Michael Lawrence]

Hellooooooo you bunch. Nice to be back aboard but wheres me flaming bunk gone to. also who fed the bloody 'mules' in Panama with my mattress??????
Listen Skipper or whoever the silly sod on the wheel is, can you stop by my place so I can vote for that nice Mr Brown. There's noway I'm voting for that 'third' Cameron and is mate 'Oddballs' who will make a right cock up of the economy. Taffies one and two are trying to get me to vote for Plaid Cymru and someone has suggested I put my x for Alex Salmon. No, there's a nice little gal down this way and I'm putting my x on her as Labour lay well back in the race down here. Someone from Tory central office suggested putting a donkey up as most of the youkals will put their mark on a blue rosesette. Anyway I'm turning in someone give us call when Den and Terry hove into view, but watch out for the Taffia on the fore deck. Anyway who ever is 'farmer' when you give me a shake, ( now there's an invitation) make sure theres no connie onnie in me tea as I don't need sweetner. Mike

[Dennis McGuckin]

welcome back aboard mike.
i just rejoined after my long leave in the desert. . talk about a skeleton crew, can't find any one. better check les b anns cabin.
maybe the welsh witches put a curse on the ship.
had surgery two days ago on my thumb so in a cast, hence the typing problem. its an old ski injury caused by years of holding ski poles, so no snide comments please.
not easy being a one armed baker. have to see if we can round up terry. no good asking you for help, you never even managed to perfect the art of peeling spuds.
oh well, back to to my cabin for a tot of rum to kill the pain. not making tab nabs so may as well drink it.. come to think of it, i always did.
den.

[Rodney Mills]

Hi Mike.

I have a ship's cooks ticket, so slot me into the galley. Do I have to virtuely fly to London or can I be vituely sign on at Charleston S.C. as y'all travel West? Ditties packed am including Ma Beaton's cook book.

Rod.

[Doc Vernon]

Hello Michael
Well mate i must say that this nust be the now all time record breaking post! Very well done,you can now put your name in the Record Books (unofficial haha!)
All the best,and i am sure it will just keep going On and on and on and on and on! Oh what the heck! LOL

I will rejoin the Ship once i am settled and have my new Sea Legs! Hope i am not Frozen Stiff though and cannot even walk ! Mmmm!! Its getting cold now Yipeeeee!!!
Cheers
All the best mate! Keep well and stay safe !

You must be looking for some new Crew by now,as a lot of the oldies are either too Blotto to work,or have just simply forgotten to rejoin !
Double DR's all round i say,and a few lashes with the old Cat O' Nine!

Eeeeeeek!!!

Me i would get them to Walk the Plank ! and make sure i am in good Shark infested waters too haha!

Aye Aye Cpt!

[Geoff Anderson]

Who,s that making all that racket ??. Cant a fella have a quiet drink in the fog locker anymore. Been on watchman duty since you lot piddled off and left me on my own. Mike your donkey's breakfast went to feed the sheep and they thank you. but they weren't to fussy on the yellow stained bits (you got a problem?)
Keep the noise down eh or you all might get an early morning call via Mrs bucket of water. Good night.
Taffy 1eye

[happy daze john in oz]

Now Den the question is what were you doing with that guy Ski Pole? Have heard the Poles are a tough lot. As a result of eating the matress the wool on the sheep has turned a funny colour and we cannot get a buyer for it. Mike I suggest you be very careful where you put your cross, have heard there are some vampires around, but have heard that if Mr. Brown gets the flick you might get Balls instead. Anyone for tennis?

[Michael Lawrence]

Wehey Lads. Our little girl got in down here and the Tory who claimed expences on his manure patch has gone into the wilderness.
Den. sorry to hear about your thumb, but were you a Master Baker?
Listen Taffy down under, Plaid Cymru never increased their votes and same for Scots Nat., Party. But I'm sorry to see this bully boy Cameron get in. What happened to the days when a bloke or woman worked first before going into politics. Now all you hear is 'I'm reading polictics at Uni and hope to go into parliament'. Course the other side of the coin is those idiotic bilge dwellers who want ot be a celeb. I'm off to me pit for a bit of a conflab with meself so leave the tea and tabnabs outside the door.

[Dennis McGuckin]

i knew sooner or later the master baker thing would come up.
and to think mike and john are the sane members of the crew
well kinda.
den.

[happy daze john in oz]

Den, sane mate sane, oh my what have we done, ruined the reputation of the ship? No wonder half of them jumped ship, saw the erection results no doubt, and what a mess. Heard of one guy on Wednesday put 5,000at 14/1 on Labour to win. Looks like he done his DOUGH! Now him we could use on the ship.