charity should begin at home

[j.sabourn]

Do you want the services of a Notary Public again ? We are the cheapest on the market, and will accept $US as long as their consecutive numbers are all different , as heard on the grapevine that I have in the backyard that there are some phoney ones going around , they seem to be getting manufactured in the area of East Anglia according to police reports , and are expecting an early arrest. JS

[thomas michael]

hi john sabourn#14
good afternoon, indeed please accept on my behalf notice of my retainer which i will send to you immediately cappy sends it to me,obviously you will have to send me the equivilent in pounds for the insurance cover which is twenty one pounds,but its fully comprehensive,so as soon as your monies reach me i will send my retainer.
as for serial numbers cappy told me not to worry as during the pandemic he has been able to print off as many as he likes on his new epsom printer, he said he will get rid of them easy around the markets, as he is well known and his word is his bond.
i did hear that he has struck gold with his new enterprise the wee willie brushes, hes exporting them to ulster he said they cannot get enough of them that they are all the rage for any up and coming big shots.
tom

[j.sabourn]

Thanks for the tip off . I know where he acquired those wee willie brushes , tell him to be sure someone hasn’t exchanged them for palette knifes as they could do a lot of damage to someone’s private parts. Although they could come in useful if he wears silk shorts with a missing fly. As regards sending you money ,will have to go on hold as everything in lock down here at moment and unable to buy a postal order, so will just have to put it on Cappys tab. Cheers JS

[thomas michael]

hi john sabourn #16
i think cappy is well ahead on the brushes, he started making them out of donkey hair and hes brushed up on his sales market and he is knocking them out to any tom dick or other, and is covering all avenues and he reckons by xmass he is going to re- badge them and put them out as wee willie winkies for the childrens market, he also said he hopes to capture the midget,dwarf, little people or undersized persons market as they are the perfect gift for anybody less gifted,
believe it or not i sailed with one person whom used to dress for bed with pyjamas and a wee willie winkie hat,
tom

[j.sabourn]

Think I know the fella your talking about , used to work for Snow White the industrial cleaners called him Dosey , was always dosed up with cough medicine or that was his excuse for his absentism , however someone discovered Snow White the char was always missing at the same time , this caused the tongues to wag in syncronsation with any stray passing mongrel . JS.
I’m off to bed someone’s moved the elastic dateline again. Cheers JS

[John Pruden]

pass my best wishes to him and fight every day the treatment in the last 5 years has come on to high standard best of luck.. jp

[Keith at Tregenna]

Hi Keith , was not aware you are in hospital. I was wondering were you had gone to. Hope all is well with you and you get home soon.
Cheers Lew

Apparently it was my blood pressure pills, they have stopped them
and after 19 days of chatting up nurses, kicked me out.

Drat LOL.

K.

[happy daze john in oz]

Victoria, not the best news I have heard but as you say living here in Sin city he has good choices of hospitals.
Best now for any form of Cancer is the Austin with the, Olivia Newton dedicated big C specialised section.
Had my Prostate fixed there as did my brother, fantastic treatment and follow up.

Fear not good lady he will survive, he is still young and it has ben caught early.

[happy daze john in oz]

Victoria, genetics can play a big part when it comes to the big C.

Both my brother and i had the Prostate type, both fixed.

Different fathers, same mother and that is where it came from.
Your lad will be fine, though a Tassie surgeon........................................... ....LOL

[Keith at Tregenna]

#26: Even most of the doctors were gorgeous young ladies.

The Queen has thanked the NHS by awarding it the George Cross on its 73rd birthday.

Keith.