History what history?

[happy daze john in oz]

Here in the peoples republic of Victoria in Oz our dictator has had a new bill passed.
It is the sexual conversion bill.

This is how it will work.

You are Gay and go to see your local priest because you are having problems with you sexuality.
The priest tells him he will pray for him.

Fine but if word gets out that the priest has prayed for him the priest could end up inside accused of attempting to convert the man to a hetrosexual.

Why this bill, easy so he can garner votes from the LGBITQ lot. What sick bar steward he is.

[Ivan Cloherty]

It is the sexual conversion bill.

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Is that similar to the metric conversion bill, which works well with the penis but not so well on the vagina

[happy daze john in oz]

You are going to lengths with that one no doubt

[Lewis McColl]

I am surprised the Priest does not tell him to bend over and touch his toes. Current revelations here in Ireland have certain members of clergy from all faiths as sexual predators and baby killers, in there hundreds I may add.

[thomas michael]

hi ivan cloherty #13

i remember a young girl at school and for a (ciggie ) and most likely a woodbine, would push a pencil into her vagina and due to the fact that we where still using imperial measurements it was easy to inspect it as it entered and one always was able to have a quick guess of how much or how little it entered, im glad this was before metric measurement was the accepted, as she would not accept close scrutiny which would have been necessary if using millimetres.
tom

[Lewis McColl]

Not being a prude here lads but we do have a few ladies on the site, starting to drift off course here, time to come midships with the wheel.

[John Gill]

Agree.

[happy daze john in oz]

hi ivan cloherty #13

i remember a young girl at school and for a (ciggie ) and most likely a woodbine, would push a pencil into her vagina and due to the fact that we where still using imperial measurements it was easy to inspect it as it entered and one always was able to have a quick guess of how much or how little it entered, im glad this was before metric measurement was the accepted, as she would not accept close scrutiny which would have been necessary if using millimetres.
tom

New kind of pencil sharpener maybe?

[happy daze john in oz]

No Victoria, not so much behind the gym as behind the bicycle shed.

True love began there, and very often ended next day.
But in the boys toilet how high can you pee up the wall, what did the girls do i wonder?

[thomas michael]

hi victoria #20
i was led to believe that you young ladies may have been shocked by such tales of sexual depravation, when in fact you instantly saw the anecdote for what it was, the child entering maturity with all its fascinations and sexual awakenings, Like you our school was separated from the girls by a wire fence, but we soon burrowed under it.
this is most likely why i have led a life of debauchery, if only i was given the opportunity to mix freely with the girls i feel i would have been a better person, ( well maybe )
as all the women in my past have been able to teach me more that i have taught them,
keep laughing victoria,
tom