Shrinking

[John F Collier]

When my grandad passed away aged 95 my dad gave him a final shave , when he next went to see him dad
said his whiskers had grown, but it is in fact really the flesh shrinking not the whiskers growing.

[happy daze john in oz]

There is a formula for this change in shape.

The change is related to the effects of the mother in law on your life, multiplied by the amount of food eaten over and above needs.

Sub formula is the Chinese effect, that is when sizes shown have been converted from Chinese to English with some very suspect numbers.

[happy daze john in oz]

I used to work with a Chinese doctor. He was a believer in hanging yourself from a frame upside down to alleviate this spinal shrinking. Apparently it took some of the strain off your back and helped to keep it straight.
Never tried it myself but he was very tall for a Chinese man!!

Then the blood rushes to the head so what do you do then?
Could become a politician, would fit well with that.

[John Pruden]

I used to work with a Chinese doctor. He was a believer in hanging yourself from a frame upside down to alleviate this spinal shrinking. Apparently it took some of the strain off your back and helped to keep it straight.
Never tried it myself but he was very tall for a Chinese man!!

was his name how long..... jp

[happy daze john in oz]

was his name how long..... jp

Like the doc that give sick notes for work!

[Doc Vernon]

No i dont give Sick notes John i just tell the Bludgers to get omn with life ! LOL
But all this shrinkage is a worry though,especially downunder!

[happy daze john in oz]

No i dont give Sick notes John i just tell the Bludgers to get omn with life ! LOL

No joke but in the Western suburbs of Melbourne some years ago there was a doc known as doctor how long.
Workers would even come across the city to get a sick note from him. He would write them for as long as you wanted.
Think he is now retired though.

[Doc Vernon]

Should have named him "How Wrong" LOL

[Tony Taylor]

We had a similar practice here in the late 70s.
If you wanted a sick note go to Doc "A"
If you wanted a shoulder to cry on and some sympathy go to Doc. "B"
If you really wanted to know what was wrong go to Doc. "C" (only he was a bit abrasive and very direct, doubt if he ever signed a note).

[Red Lead Ted]

I used to work with a Chinese doctor. He was a believer in hanging yourself from a frame upside down to alleviate this spinal shrinking. Apparently it took some of the strain off your back and helped to keep it straight.
Never tried it myself but he was very tall for a Chinese man!!

Hi Vic was his name How Hye, That's the name of our chippy...……………. How Hye is a Chinaman.