Naughty, naughty

[Des Taff Jenkins]

When I was on the PARTHIA of Cunard, a STEWARDESS was caught in the Firemen`s bathroom and in a toilet stall spying on the Liverpool Firemen as they moved their bowels,
Now that must be one of the worst sights on this planet.
She was Sacked.
Brian

Hi Brian
WHY? Could have been a first case of discrimination for looking.
Cheers Des

[Mike Hall]

Once on my first trip whilst using the toilet,an eye appeared at one of the old rivet holes.
i blew into the hole but i would be prepared if it happened again.
Later in the week whilst using the toilet again the eye appeared so i poked a rod into the hole.
when i returned to the pantry to continue working,the second steward had a patch over his eye.
Of course i had to ask him what he had done,he said he got something in his eye.