Now Snowing in Boltonistan

[Jack Jenkins]

Next time you see your neighbour Capn`call out Allan Snackbar,he`s bound to like you !!!

[happy daze john in oz]

It is now snowing here in Boltonistan after a very heavy frost last night.

Lend him your donkey and cart, he might feel more at home then.

[happy daze john in oz]

Been there in Hout Bay Vernon.........

You sure he is not doing a 'do it yourself' cremation in there?

[happy daze john in oz]

.......Sunny days with snow on the mountains.
Den.

Met with Two Canadians on the cruise, from Toronto, been away since October will be home in March. Said he missed the snow!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Captain Kong]

`****` my next door neighbour had a Gas Van outside the house this morning. He was shovelling snow, With his bad back, I said "****, what`s with the gas van.
He says , `My boiler is no good it has finish, "`
It had burned itself out, must have been on Full blast for seven years now, he had been trying to heat the avenue with all his windows open.
"That will cost a fortune" I said. `No Problem, I am very disabled man I get it off for free" he says.
"You wouldnt get that in Kabul". I said.
He turned and walked away.
I dont think he likes me.
Es salaam.
Brian.

[Neville Roberts]

You should all move too Florida here ,with cheap houses and cheap gas and booze, no more snow .but it gets cold in Jan and sometimes feb .I mean it goe,s down to 55 farenheit once in a while .and you can grow your own oranges had 300 of my tree in the last house . come on down plenty of cheap cruises ,and hotels , close to some of the best beaches in the world .

[Keith at Tregenna]

THOUGHT I WOULD GOOGLE BOLTONISTAN:

Just interested to know where it was etc:

Google asked me if I wanted results for BOLTON NISSAN:

k.

[Ron B Manderson]

ou should all move too Florida here ,with cheap houses and cheap gas and booze, no more snow .but it gets cold in Jan and sometimes feb .I mean it goe,s down to 55 farenheit once in a while .and you can grow your own oranges had 300 of my tree in the last house . come on down plenty of cheap cruises ,and hotels , close to some of the best beaches in the world .

Right lads lets get packed, we are all going to Nevilles
Get that kettle on please " I did say please "
Will you pick us all up at airport ???
Ron The batcave

[Captain Kong]

I know where he lives, I got him on google maps. So we are all going eh. Hope you have some whisky Neville.
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I`ll bring `****` he needs a holiday.

[happy daze john in oz]

I know where he lives, I got him on google maps. So we are all going eh. Hope you have some whisky Neville.
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I`ll bring `****` he needs a holiday.

We could all go on the virtual ship, plenty of work for **** he could stoke the boiler.