Now Snowing in Boltonistan

[Dennis McGuckin]

Hi Keith,
We cant make snowballs here either mate. Ha ha.
At least we dont have to shovel it!![rain that is]

Vernon,
First time in over forty years I haven't been fishing.
You know why.
Anyway. Good friends brought me a load of Spring salmon so ended up with as much as usual [cheaper too].
Den.

[happy daze john in oz]

I really must think about emmigrating. .........................But where???
Cheers
Brian.[/QUOTE]

Sainsburys maybe????????

[happy daze john in oz]

Hi Keith,
We cant make snowballs here either mate............

Now Den speaking of food which we are brings me to another subject. On this last cruise there were 25 Canadians and 8 Canadian crew including the female purser. We had two on our table, he was ex Canadian Royal Navy back in 60's. One night with about 6 of them we got talking, they did not know what a Tab Nab was. Worse still whilst they knew of Rum, Rum essence they had never seen.
It made me realise Den that you must try harder to get your message across. There is a whole nation out there craving for your culenary delights, go to it.

[Bill Bland]

Brian why not buy your neighbour some of Tesco's BEEFBURGERS........

Well done "Janner"top marks. Brian will have watch what coloue he calls the snow. Perhaps you could tell me what company the "Boltonstan"belongs to
Common Bros or Stricks.

[leratty]

Capt. Kong six degrees of separation here. Yesterday were in Porte Saint-Denis or Arrondissment 10 a very Asian mainly Turk-Indian-Pakistan part of Paris. Anyway had a quick bite in a nifty little curry house 6 euro each for main course with rice, could not eat it all either how good is that? Well bugger me if the lady spoke with a Yorkshire accent she was from Bolton so we had a amusing chat, then another diner spoke up he was from Manchester. The lady & her family have apparently lived in Paris for 40 years running this & another restaurant with her family. Richard

[Captain Kong]

I think I would feel at hiome there, Richard.
I think I will tell my neighbour `****`. He is not talikng to me now.
and today he is getting loft insulation and cavity wall insulation. I cant afford that.
I wish I had a `****` bad back, the government showers you with gifts.
Cheers
Brian.

[leratty]

Mate we are just too proud & honest whatever to bother with it. Better the way we are at least we can smile & live with ourselves. Whats with the 'not talking' is he a child? Oh it is -6c now with light sun however I shall not mention' boss cocky's' comment when coming in from her first fag of the morning at 7.30am. Richard

[alf corbyn]

well. i see the irish are doing there bit to remove the ******s from our shores. putting horsmeat andPORK in Beefburghers?. what a great idea, can we put it in other food?. is it possible to put pork in fish?or goat or lamb. lets flood the markets with pork fat and take all other fats off the shelf. start a campaign like they did during the war "******s go home"

[Captain Kong]

My neighbour `****` is not talking to me because he says his name is Faisel, NOT `****,`
I had told him that when the word Faisel is translated into English it means `****`
I think he has found out that `**** ` is really "Hey You"........
So he is sulking.
Brian.

[Neville Roberts]

put some bacon on his windshield and see his reaction .