Is Humour Dead

[Keith at Tregenna]

The Fallen Madonna, usually referred to as The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies by the fictional painter Van Klomp ("Klomp" is Dutch for clogs) was a portrait of a bare breasted woman which provided a running gag in the long-running BBC One television comedy series 'Allo 'Allo! (1982–92), written by David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd. The first episode of the first series of 'Allo 'Allo! (1984) was entitled The Fallen Madonna. In an earlier pilot the painting was referred to as the "reclining" Madonna.

An incredible number of forgeries of the Fallen Madonna were made, mostly by Lieutenant Gruber and Monsieur LeClerc, which were naturally hidden in knackwurst sausages in René's kitchen. The forgeries were subsequently destroyed in various ways (burned, blown up, minced, eaten by a dog, etc.).

Much was as funny as heck, you could not make it up, just would not happen nowaday's even on TV ?FallenMadonna.jpg

Bring back Blackadder: the is name that encompassed four series of a BBC One period British sitcom, along with several one-off instalments. All television programme episodes starred Rowan Atkinson as anti-hero Edmund Blackadder and Tony Robinson as Blackadder's dogsbody, Baldrick. Each series was set in a different historical period with the two protagonists accompanied by different characters, though several reappear in one series or another.

Python, Fawlty, Royale, Liverbirds and so much more: Need something new to view ?

K.

[Keith at Tregenna]

"I don't believe it"

Could start with: I don't believe its not butter, that is because it is not, if you want real butter, get it from NZ or hope Carlesburg begin production, then it will probably be the best:

More "I don't believe its" to come:

LINK: Victor Meldrew - "I don't believe its" - YouTube

K.

[Tony Geeves]

In the sixties there was a docker called "The Cat". He was so named because he worked with his father and was always shouting down the hold "is meeowld man down there?

[Captain Kong]

I saw last night on `YESTERDAY` three shows of `Last of the Summer Wine` it is on every week. I didnt stop laughing,
Made a change fro watching the News.
Cheers
Brian,

[John Albert Evans]

Yes Prime MInister is on every night from 7.00pm. two shows one after the other. Its hilarious. Its on Sky Gold.
It was made over 30 years ago and it still shows how our Government works to this day, it has not changed one single iota.
You only have to change the actors names for our present politicians and it fits perfectly.

John Albert Evans

[Don Rafferty]

..........................another Earth couple were trying to explain to a Martian couple where babies come from and decided to demonstrate the process. After they'd finished, the Martians asked 'now what?' 'Now we wait nine months'. 'Nine months?' said the Martian - 'why all the rush at the end'.

[Jim Brady]

Maggie Thatcher was sitting next to a pig.Somebody commented "What are you doing sitting next to that swine" so the pig got up and slowly walked away!!!!!!
Regards.
Jim.B.
Thats an old one.

[Kenneth Kenny]

The ships boss had two sons working on the docks,both were ships hatch bosses,one had red hair,the other one the Angary Cat had black hair,if any body upset him he would say I will get meeowl feller on to you,he would get you in front of his owl fellow big man,he would show his fists like two punch bags,and say don't you upset my lad again,or you would get theses,say your sorry alway's worked.

[Kenneth Kenny]

On the Camelo one of Bowrings Tankers,we were all ashore in Hamburg,one of the crew went in this big house had Madam on the door,he sneaked in had his free offering,on his way and the Madam said what about my Deutsch Marks,he said 9out of 10 and ran off,that was in 1956,said he could be a Marked man never went ashore next night.Ken.R634898.

[Keith at Tregenna]

To me this is funny:

Turn up the volume and enjoy:

LINK: http://youtube.googleapis.com/v/316A...%3d1%26rel%3d0

K.