Is Humour Dead

[happy daze john in oz]

That was a lot better than a video at school.
Brian.

Brian, achedemic studies will never replace the real thing no matter hwo you try.

[John Pruden]

some of the innocent things come out with!!!!! i was taking a bath the wife came in with one of our sons he was about 2 at the time put him in he started peeing in the bath i said hey son don't do that? he said its all right dad i am peeing down my end another time watching a cowboy film on the telly he shouted look dad that fella just got shot with a stick{arrow}just a few

[John Gill]

A friend of mine whilst attempting to complete a crossword recently in the Daily Star was somewhat stumped for a while with 16 across- sea monster, 5&3. The solution he inserted certainly fitted in the graph, but perhaps not quite what the compiler had in mind. Anyone any ideas?
gilly

[Kenneth Kenny]

I was in the supper Market to day getting some fresh salmon,in front of me was this lovely busty blonde lady,she said to the man that was serving,I will have a pound of fillet,he said to her I bet a poundI don't,she just smiled.You could say that the other way round.Ken.

[Tony Morcom]

A friend of mine whilst attempting to complete a crossword recently in the Daily Star was somewhat stumped for a while with 16 across- sea monster, 5&3. The solution he inserted certainly fitted in the graph, but perhaps not quite what the compiler had in mind. Anyone any ideas?
gilly

Moray eel?

[John Gill]

close Tony, but no cigar

[Don Rafferty]

sea monster, 5&3.


Manta ray?

[Jim Brady]

Sting Ray.
Regards.
Jim.B.

[Kenneth Kenny]

On the Liverpool docks about forty years ago, there was checker always came to work on a woman's bike,ask him why he had woman's,he said a couple of month's ago he was having a pint in a village pub,he got talking to a woman while having a pint,ask her if he could take her home she said yes.when they got outside the pub she went over to this bicycle and unlocked it got it.She said it's light night's,just walk along side of me and the bike.She stopes by a farmer's gate,we had a cuddle few kisses,she opened the gate said come on inside put her bike against a tree,lay's down in the grass and said you can anything you Like,so I took her bike and rode home,nice woman.Ken.

[John Gill]

you're correct with the answer Don, but that was'nt what was written, which incidentally had a maritime connection.
gilly