Red face day at the doc's

[J Gowers]

Had it a couple of times as well its murder when you go for the first pee afterwards . I am pretty sure I never ate the broken glass I seemed to be trying to pee out.

[happy daze john in oz]

Had the finger one a few times when being examined with Prostate Cancer problems.
I wonder how many of those the proctologists do each day?

Have a mate of mine with severe MS, stuck in a wheel chair.
Has a Catheter direct into his bladder, only way he can pee.

Brian, when you get the photos will you put them in the family album?

[John Gill]

I'm sure some of the Lavender Ladies would have welcomed regular prostate inspections.

[Ron B Manderson]

My lady Doctor wanted my water works checked out . So off I went to hospital .
First piddle in the fancy toilet that checkes rate etc of water works.
The young nurse tells me that the nursing sister wants to see me .
Right sir drop the trousers.
" Have you ever had a finger up your Bum"
No !!!!! Never , mine is a one way street "
Well in less than 5 mins you would not be able to say that , get on that bed sir ."
Question is " was I raped or did I enjoy the feeling "
me to know and you to please yourselves .
Ron the bat cave

[happy daze john in oz]

I do recall after the 'finger exercise' I was given a bit of a tissue and told to wipe the gel off.
Biggest part was the doc who did the inspection was one of the smallest, weedyest looking medicos you could imagine.
But I suppose even medicos have to get their kicks somewhere.

[happy daze john in oz]

Well Lewis had my prostate removed in 2013, have a colonoscopy every three years and had a number of polyps burned off while they do the scan.
Couple have been done while still awake and you can feel them being burned off, last one they put me out for.

Keep fit and active is the secret to good health I think, heart check two years ago all fully functional.