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    Default Re: Red face day at the doc's

    Had it a couple of times as well its murder when you go for the first pee afterwards . I am pretty sure I never ate the broken glass I seemed to be trying to pee out.

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    Had the finger one a few times when being examined with Prostate Cancer problems.
    I wonder how many of those the proctologists do each day?

    Have a mate of mine with severe MS, stuck in a wheel chair.
    Has a Catheter direct into his bladder, only way he can pee.

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    I'm sure some of the Lavender Ladies would have welcomed regular prostate inspections.
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    My lady Doctor wanted my water works checked out . So off I went to hospital .
    First piddle in the fancy toilet that checkes rate etc of water works.
    The young nurse tells me that the nursing sister wants to see me .
    Right sir drop the trousers.
    " Have you ever had a finger up your Bum"
    No !!!!! Never , mine is a one way street "
    Well in less than 5 mins you would not be able to say that , get on that bed sir ."
    Question is " was I raped or did I enjoy the feeling "
    me to know and you to please yourselves .
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    I do recall after the 'finger exercise' I was given a bit of a tissue and told to wipe the gel off.
    Biggest part was the doc who did the inspection was one of the smallest, weedyest looking medicos you could imagine.
    But I suppose even medicos have to get their kicks somewhere.
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    I have had the unpleasant finger poke up the chuff checking for an enlarged Prostate early last year. Last month I had a referral to the hospital for an MRI Bowel scan as my stool test sample showed traces of blood. Had a phone call last week advising me I am to have a polyp removed from my bowel next month. So in the last 12 months or so had me pizzer checked me s-tter checked and me Ticker stented x3 and told I have COPD. So message to self, being a portly, overweight individual time to up your game. Life in the fast lane is over. So more or less off the booze , watching the diet exercising daily and become a boring auld git. But at least I still have a sense of humour.
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    Well Lewis had my prostate removed in 2013, have a colonoscopy every three years and had a number of polyps burned off while they do the scan.
    Couple have been done while still awake and you can feel them being burned off, last one they put me out for.

    Keep fit and active is the secret to good health I think, heart check two years ago all fully functional.
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