Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

hi mike. ho green fingered one. haha
with those pumkins we could cut them in half, hollow them out, and sell them to the( seinig ) english tourists as coracles HAHA
as for you being a gigalo.i cant see that taking off . how about rent a grump. we could all do that??
taffy 1i

[alf corbyn]

hi you lot!!. stop nagging me about driving. i've hooked aline over the spokes with a monkeys fist on it to keep the weight on and gone below for a plate of maltabello. we are now just off finisterre in the bay. watch out for the sardine fishers. cheers. alf

[Doc Vernon]

hi you lot!!. stop nagging me about driving. i've hooked aline over the spokes with a monkeys fist on it to keep the weight on and gone below for a plate of maltabello. we are now just off finisterre in the bay. watch out for the sardine fishers. cheers. alf

Hi Alf,
That made a smile on my Face mate Maltabella lovely Brown stuff! What about the Meilie Meal too! Lovely when made as a Crummel Pap,and eaten with nice Tomatoe and Onion Gravy with the Braai Meat!
Think i will give the ebtire Crew that for Dinner tonight,i am sure they will all love it!
Can we set up a Braai on Deck! (BBQ for those who dont know haha!)
Yummy Yummy
Lets eat!
Gather round all hands!
Cheers

[Graham Payne]

hi you lot!!. stop nagging me about driving. i've hooked aline over the spokes with a monkeys fist on it to keep the weight on and gone below for a plate of maltabello. we are now just off finisterre in the bay. watch out for the sardine fishers. cheers. alf

Come on Alf give us a run ashore somewhere, we need some "Female" company, this a LONG trip and us 61 year old sprogs have needs. PLEASE,PLEASE.

[Michael Lawrence]

Come on Alf give us a run ashore somewhere, we need some "Female" company, this a LONG trip and us 61 year old sprogs have needs. PLEASE,PLEASE.

Listen up Lad. Derek Trotter has a cargo of blow up dolls he want's to get rid of. Believe he lives over Hackney way on the old Nelson Mandella estate. He has a brother Rodney the plonker and an Uncle Albert ex Grey Funnel line(always had ships sunk under him). Got a mate called Trigger who works for the council. Has another mate called Boycee but don't buy any 2nd hand cars off him. Mike

[Doc Vernon]

Well i wouldnt go near there mate,i hear the Family is too hot to trot! haha@
Trotters! Thats Piggy stuff!
Blow up Dolls i ask you! Are we getting so desperate haha!

Good one Mike! Love it!
Cheers

[Geoff Anderson]

hi all
has any of us got enough puff to blow one of them thing up??? i had one years ago ,gave it a love bite, and the bloody thing flew out of the window, the other one had a puncture,boom boom.
taffy 1i

[happy daze john in oz]

Well if we have so many pumpkins we could use them on Hallowene which is not far away. trick or treat might just get us some food, and better still some grog. If we could get some more of the blow up dolls we could paint them and stand them on watch so we could get some more time off, doubt the skipper would notice the difference.

[Graham Payne]

Well if we have so many pumpkins we could use them on Hallowene which is not far away. trick or treat might just get us some food, and better still some grog. If we could get some more of the blow up dolls we could paint them and stand them on watch so we could get some more time off, doubt the skipper would notice the difference.

EXCUSE ME PLEASE, The Skipper is as shown in the previously posted BIKINI Picture, being the Captain's Tiger I can assure you all her's are all REAL and she would notice any "Falsies", but if your ALL nice to me it's just possible I could try and be nice to her and get you lot a run ashore and then I could get down to my real job of servicing my Captains needs.

[Doc Vernon]

Graham,
Beware me lad,the Captains needs may be greater than you anticipate! haha
But a little R&R ashore will certainly calm these beggars down,and then i too can relax a bit,been trying to avoid all the running around lately haah!
No one wants to eat the lovely Brown porridge Wow is me!!:
Think i may have spell in the Fog Locker now,and get me breath back!!
After squeezing out a small hole from the Bilge (haah! fooled ya all had the Vaso hidden used it to graese meself ) OK no comments!! John is hopefully still in a daze so wont pick up on that one haha! As if!
Must say though that the sand in the Vaso really left funny marks all over me body! Or have i caught the dreaded Pox !!
Stay clear Lads just in case! Any Medic aboard!!
Thats it!
Bye for now