Virtual Ship

[Michael Lawrence]

So me and Vernon went up the crows nest and she was a right horror. Tattered draws, no teeth, black nails, and a nose like Pinochio. Trust Den to suggest such a venture, and we thougt we were going up there for eggs.

You silly bugger John. That was Taffy X you met not one of Macbeth's witches.
Don't be vain put your specs., on.
P.S. And put your teeth in as well, your need them for Den's tabnabs

[Geoff Anderson]

You silly bugger John. That was Taffy X you met not one of Macbeth's witches.
Don't be vain put your specs., on.
P.S. And put your teeth in as well, your need them for Den's tabnabs

hi all that wasnt me mate ,the one i saw was on the poop deck, not the crows nest. so john knows were i keep the chooks. so no fresh eggs from now on, john will eat them all. and we all know what happens when john the oduorus ,eats eggs, im afraid its clothes pegs on from now on phewwwwwwww. and fancy slanging out dens tabnabs. you just take your teeth out and suck then instead,they last longer that way. alf told me that trick. ho heck 2 points off the port bow is that another one coming i to land. im off to join vernon in the bilges. deal with it mike, you started it, shouting about these 3 witchs onboard. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoom bye.
taffy 1i

[Geoff Anderson]

hi all that wasnt me mate ,the one i saw was on the poop deck, not the crows nest. so john knows were i keep the chooks. so no fresh eggs from now on, john will eat them all. and we all know what happens when john the oduorus ,eats eggs, im afraid its clothes pegs on from now on phewwwwwwww. and fancy slanging out dens tabnabs. you just take your teeth out and suck then instead,they last longer that way. alf told me that trick. ho heck 2 points off the port bow is that another one coming i to land. im off to join vernon in the bilges. deal with it mike, you started it, shouting about these 3 witchs onboard. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoom bye.
taffy 1i

hi mike another one on the bow

[Doc Vernon]

Well dont tell Mike Lads but i just managed to hop ashore for a quick drink,was very thirsty sitting down in that Bilge! And hot too Whew!

Then as luck had it i saw this lass sitting there and well! i had to bring her back to the Ship,so we are now back down in the Bilge and having a ripper of a time he he he!!!

Sorry Lads no sharing this one!
Cheers
Vernon

[Doc Vernon]

Hurry Hurry Lads All hands on Deck,we are being attacked from the rear i see it coming up fast,a mean looking Ship that flies an unusual Black Flag!
Get me the Telescope! Ahh!! its Pirates,but not the normal ones cricky its a Wench Pirate Ship! Heaven help us! Or are they just looking for some fun after possibly at Sea too long! hang on Lads!! And pray!! haha!
Cheers
Vernon

[Michael Lawrence]

Well dont tell Mike Lads but i just managed to hop ashore for a quick drink,was very thirsty sitting down in that Bilge! And hot too Whew!

Then as luck had it i saw this lass sitting there and well! i had to bring her back to the Ship,so we are now back down in the Bilge and having a ripper of a time he he he!!!

Sorry Lads no sharing this one!
Cheers
Vernon

Now Vernon. You know I don't mind you going ashore if your coming back with prezzies like this. Send her along to mind cabin so I may instruct the young lady in the art of navigation and how to move around a long mole without damaging either party. Can some one give an eye out in case the W.R. hoves in view. Now where were we lass-------

[Michael Lawrence]

Hi,Shipmates,
Got my pinhole telescope out and lookie at the bints on that Welsh pirate Ship me hearties, ( we Taffs Don't go in for rubbish, Get somat tidy like)
Even the doxford is doing 120 revs,
Alf ring down stop engines, And stand bye to come alongside and snuggle up,
Mike the Spender is going to miss this lot, like he missed the Party

See OlderTaffy I always said you were a classy act, compared to your brother that is. Just let me get my 'syrup' on and give the teeth a polish with harpic before I put them in. Now where did I put that packet of 'Niagra'. What do you mean it's Viagra---- Thats the 2nd time I've been ripped off at Suez.
Never mind keep a weather eye out for W.R. and don't put Alfie on as he can't tell a ship from a whale as witness the last one he tried to board. Now where did I put my 'trust'.

[Geoff Anderson]

See OlderTaffy I always said you were a classy act, compared to your brother that is. Just let me get my 'syrup' on and give the teeth a polish with harpic before I put them in. Now where did I put that packet of 'Niagra'. What do you mean it's Viagra---- Thats the 2nd time I've been ripped off at Suez.
Never mind keep a weather eye out for W.R. and don't put Alfie on as he can't tell a ship from a whale as witness the last one he tried to board. Now where did I put my 'trust'.

hi all. hey mike do you come in kit form, got more parts than an airfix model kit. i'd leave the viagra alone, i tryed it once and all i got from it was a headache.much prefer o natural. the unkoof youth . taffy 1i

[Dennis McGuckin]

hi all that wasnt me mate ,the one i saw was on the poop deck, not the crows nest. so john knows were i keep the chooks. so no fresh eggs from now on, john will eat them all. and we all know what happens when john the oduorus ,eats eggs, im afraid its clothes pegs on from now on phewwwwwwww. and fancy slanging out dens tabnabs. you just take your teeth out and suck then instead,they last longer that way. alf told me that trick. ho heck 2 points off the port bow is that another one coming i to land. im off to join vernon in the bilges. deal with it mike, you started it, shouting about these 3 witchs onboard. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoom bye.
taffy 1i

Thanks for the support taffy.
There will be a little"something special" in Michael's next tab-nab and it wont be rum. Then again I never waste rum in those things anyway,
Den.

[Geoff Anderson]

Thanks for the support taffy.
There will be a little"something special" in Michael's next tab-nab and it wont be rum. Then again I never waste rum in those things anyway,
Den.

hi den .your welcome. if there's no rum in them what's alf sucking them for. i know he hasn't got much of a bite. but ho what a suck, he could suck a lolly though the wrapper.i like the idea of [the something special] in mikes tabnabs haha
taffy 1i