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Hi John. Sounds like a good idea, mind you as long as its only strained through Les b Anne's beard and nothing else. We will have to check with Vernon if hes willing to act as our agent. You know how funny he gets when somebody suggests work !!. Did you hear about the two old dears sitting in the pub, one says to the other .: How are you holding your liquor these days? "". To which the other replies ,": ho the same as always by the ears.":( think about it )
taffy 1eye:D:D
Hi Taffy2 i'm not into fairys only the lovely bellbotom amazons (female) anchored up river who visit me regular Op's I never said that Taff I get a break on sundays they have to attend church parade will pop up and sample your wares but not the FAIRY :D:D George
now you lot!!. i'm back off sick leave and back on the wheel. we are heading SWby S and our next port should be rio or the river plate. now how about some grub up here and a gottle of gear for my dummy quartermaster?. cheers. alf:D:D
Hi All.
Just found this little babe, she said she's been onbaord for a while , but was afraid to come out of hidding. She said some body on the gangway let her onboard. and then promly stole her bell bottoms. Any ideas.
taffy 1eye :D
PS can i keep her???
Now Taffy, those ears you were talking about, do they have big metal rings in them? Thought so, that os to keep them in place with a wire hawser so while they are on the liquor they do not slide away. Nothing worse than sliding away when on the liquor, never know where you may end up, could be at the end of the world as we know it. Sorry Alf, no gottle of geer for your quartermaster, Vernon has put a strict limit on supplies and he said no of you dummies is going to get any.:eek:
Hi All.
John ears is a play on words. thats why i said think on it, liquor/ licker.As Vernon has put a block on our stores, i think its all back to the fore deck for another P Up and play with the fairies and our very nice young babe. ( Ships starting to go the way of the Southern Cross) Walks away grumping to himself. Mutter mutter.
taffy 1eye
Good Evening,Geoff in Horn of Plenty,NZ.....it's morning here,I don't know why....but I'll keep the curtains drawn just to make you feel at home.
I'm quite intrigued about your Avatar....let me look......well,to me it seems that the Tanker might have made a quick getaway from that Parking Meter...probably after feeding it with the left over Bolton Rupees that Capt.Kong has amassed over the years.
But then it might just be me.........
Have a Good Night/Nice Day!;)
Gulliver
Now taffy 1eye you know I will have to escourt her to my cabin (oopps) I mean off the ship cant have the crew all starey eyed and lassing about the ship :D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by x taffy 2
George
Hi Gulliver.
That parking meter, is a very sophisticated instrument.Its a bi-focal multi optic long range , self financing viewing contraption. which we in the old days used before, Radio detection and ranging equipment was installed. Which under the KISS system ,would be classed as a pair of BINOCULARS. LOL :D
taffy 1eye ,( who uses a telescope) :D
Hi George.
Our young BABE says she is not going to leave the ship.! Until that dirty old bugger who nicked her bell-bottoms returns them in the condition as they were before they nicked. These are her words. she said that she is willing to point out the man if she see's him again. :eek::D:rolleyes:
taffy 1eye. hissed.