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Den I am getting a bit worried about you. Asking for snow and talking about golf balls, both are white! So is flour heaven help us if you mix golf balls with the mix, you do have insurance cover for the tab nabs you make I take it, teeth are now very expensive.
John,been doing it for years.
Told the crew they were marshmallow's.
Just as long as I add some rum [extract] they will eat anything.
Have a contract with the local morge regarding teeth rplacement, so no worries.
Den.
Some good news lads, have found a whole new crew all ready and willing to go.We currently have Ophera the U.S. chat show host here in Oz, we also have lots of ********s on sale in the shops. The politicaly correct brigade have said they must all be ,taken out of the shops as in U.S. they are considered to be of a derogetary nature. So lads we have a whole crew of ********s willing and ready to go. I think we should sail for Florida and shove it up them, and make the P.C. brigade walk the plank, a very short plank in a very deep ocean.
any space aboard for acook/steward experienced on rangi boats, shaw swivel etc. can knock up a good stew , goes with my name stewart morrison. are we heading for hamburg after tilbury?
Hamburg, Hamburg, at this time of year mate all you will get is 'Bah Humbug"
Hang on John, don't be so quick to condemn the lad for wanting to go to Hamburg. HE SAID HE'S A COOK. Won't thast be a change from Tabnab Den? My spelling looks like I'm already stirring the Christmas pud.:p;):D
How soon can some bite the hand that has fed them this many a trip!
Sign on the lad. I am over worked and under paid.
Come to thimk of it. I NEVER have been paid. Not even a sub.
Only signed on for the free rum issue, but that cheap %%**" Vernon has skinned out.
Den.
By the ghost of captain Marley and all the clanking chain,
eating all those tab nabs just gave our guts a pain,
so sign the lad and lets be done, I am sick of drinking essence of rum.
Set sail for the tropics I love the heat, and maybe just maybe we might get to eat.
But Den is stuck in the desert sands and we could use some useful hands,
hands to cook and hands to sew, we can give the tab nabs a mighty throw. Over the side that is.
And as into the heat we sail, those old Welsh witches might bring out the pail,
In it to mix a wonerful stew, but on second thoughts that might make us spew.
So on second thoughts maybe tab nabs are good, even if it is like eating wood.
Den tried to kid us they are really marshmallow, draged from the marsh that was so shallow,
Eat them fast before they turn to glue, or spend the night stuck in the loo.
With appologies to good poets.
Hi all shipmates. Have been busy just latley, but not busy enough to wish all of you... A HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A GREAT 2011. take care all of you..... Terry ;)
Fine job John.
Now if only we could turn you talent to something useful.
Maybe like getting this vessel shipshape and off to some exotic port.
Are the rest off this crew still adrift?
Better get some new ones signed on.
Den.
Merry Christmas to you too Terry, and to the rest of the crew.