Virtual Ship

Now Les
I dont use a foot pump mate,i only use an Electric Compressor!
Much quicker and saves energy too,you know what for haha!
By the way this is the Virtual Ship felloes not the Joke Section!
Come on now Ldas lets play fair! LOL!:D
Cheers

Who you calling Ldas and also who is joking this is a serious attempt to overcome a problem when we ran aground while you where in your counting house.

Ahhh!
So you are awake ! Good on you matey,now go and scrub the decks get all in ship shape as we are setting sail at 8 bells! Pronto now LADS!!!haha!
Well you see me matey i had to be in the Counting room,otherwise none of ye would be getting a cent for your chores!! haha!:)
Looks like we have just sufficient to get this Ship underway again,and them wages,well me hearty bunch ,no pay till we reach next Port! Wherever that may be! This Ship has been going in circles too bledin long!
Food will be issued (not served) on Deck in One Hour so you had all better be ready or miss out!
Get to it !! Lads!!!!!hahahah!!!:D
Cheers

PLEASE MR Scrouge. please can you tell us how were going around in circles and and how are we going to depart these shores. When were aground and a ruddy great rock is stuffed up our intake pipe. May i humbly request that you let Les borrow your compresser to blow up these dolls so that he can go ashore to get help.Aye and dont worry about him jumping ship, as were sending Les b anne with him. She should be able to get us some help. As i believe were on the island of Lesbos.
taffy 1eye PAXOED:eek:

What’s it with this Virtual Ship
We cannot get it going
I really think we need an Ox
Some rope as well for towing!

This Ship it’s been in Port too long
And now the crew is thinning
Me think’s a few good pints of Beer
May stem this crew from thinning!

Now come me Lads lets get it going
And show all hands on Deck
We need to prove this Ship can move
Hard work oh what the heck!

The Galley too in need of Food
Well this is work for some
But do beware and keep an eye
For those who love their Rum!

Now don’t forget the Bridge it seems
The old Man’s on his way
Make sure all Brass and shiny things
Are clean and put away!

The dining Room well that’s a chore
And some will have to Scrub
The Tables,Chairs and and portholes too
On this our dear old Tub!

And when all’s done
And spick and span
The crew can have their rest
For we all know that Sailors true
Will always do their best!

Now time to say a job well done
You Lads have shown guts
I know for sure Inspection time
Wont drive the old Man nuts!!

Yip Yip Horah!! :D:D

Oh! Virtual Vernon
Wish I could do that.
Just pull all them Verses
From out of my Hat.

But Gullie's still Here
Locked in this Lazaret
With hundreds of Rat things
And '8 Bells'? ...You bet!

I hope the New Skipper
Steers clear of those Isles
And takes us Home Safely
To Tab Nabs.....and Smiles:):)

Glad to see you lot are still managing without me. Still waiting for connection to broadband and then have to find a place to put the p.c. No suggestions please. Love the poem Vernon but think Gullivers reply shows he's been too much on the vino, if he had stuck to wine would of made a better job of it. Weather here lousy so am now leaving library to make a trek home to see her who must be obeyed (Bless her) Hey Taffs do you need a new recruit for your coven as the wife is bewitching me. Mike:p;):D

I'll have what you're on,John!:D

PS,Always wondered...who's that 'lady' on your slab signature?
Gull.

Well if they are all coming out to pull all of us of and we end up coming alongside will we need to have the sticks erected again to satisfy Les B Anne and her co horts that we are still fit enough to functin as seamen do. I do know that when we where nearly paxoed on the blow up dolls that only two of them went down on us and it was only the quick thinking of Les B Anne that was blowing them up that saved us. Not to sure if we want to leave here just yet.

HI MIKE, CAN I JOIN AT SOUTHEND TOO ? SAVE ME A TRIP TO KG5 , JUST GOT BACK FROM 6 MONTHS TOURING INDIA, AM RETIRED 70 NOW, COULD BE FUN, DO WE GET LOGGED IF WE GO ADRIFT, ? ? STICK ME DOWN BELOW, WILL SHE BE STEAM OR MOTOR, ? WATTS WATTS, Tony.