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Well Jullian it is no good just saying how good this is, get below report tot eh ships cuckoo and start peeling spuds we all want to eat tonight. As for you Vernon do you have your cheif stewards certificate duly stamped by Den to allow you to taste his tab nabs? No good just tasting a tabs nab ashore when you have Les B Ann waiting for you. So jump to it and get some stotes aboard, we need the weight for ballast.
Aye Aye! Matey,will jump to the Stores and get things ready for the coming Voyage!
Yes my Cert! is stamped and duly approved by Den! (Shhh!! Den dont tell anyone haha)
Looking for the Tab Nabs too,but i think Den has hidden them somewhere nice and safe!
Oh well off i go ashore now to get all this sorted!
Hope i dont bump into that Wench again! Ohhhh!
Cheers
Now here this you derelicts.
My tab nabs never get the chance to go into storage.[tyred it once but ship had 45 degree list to starboard]
This mangy crew scoff them right out of the oven.
Made some fairy cakes the other day and they just 'minced' right out of the galley.
Think Les B Ann was leading the parade.
Den.
Vernon. Don't forget that case of rum you promised for forging, I mean signing you Chief Stewards certificate!
No wonder i cannot find any Tab Nabs! You Guys are eating them all before they even have a chance to cool off! haha!
Oh well now i have to do an extra chore!
(that is to get that Rum for Den ! Again Shhhhh!! Den,) You will have me in Irons mate! LOL!
Now off i trot to the local Town to see if i can procure some stores for this never ending starving Crew!
I will see if i can get some good Grog for you Lads too!
But you all must rally now Lads,get to it clean all the Decks,make sure the Ship is well worthy of going the distance ,as we have a long Voyage ahead of us!!
Ta Ra! for a little while ,be back on the first tide! Hopefully fully laden,not only with stores but with meself al grogged up too haha!:)
I wil need a few extars Pounds out the Slops Chest,for the Wench too! Opppps!!!:)
Cheers Lads!
Vernon you had better do a good job on those stores for the starving crew. the capatin, who is captain this week by the way, told me he will have you flogged to with an inch of your life with the entrails of a mermaid, freshly collecetd from the local fish market, if you do not get it right this time. So be warned.
Hey is Den still the baker? I thought he had sold his share to Hovis. Understand that Vernon is resupplying the ship using that well known ships chandeler LLDL's or is it Aldi. Me! I would of used Sainsbury's because they give 'Nectar' points. Mind you Den might of sold out to Morrison's because their tabnabs are very reminisent of his baking, plus you need a chainsaw to cut thru the bread.:p;):D
P.S. Where's the spell checker gone????? R626946
Now listen ear Mike.
No more guff about my baking abilities [or lack there of]
I was thinking of signing on again, but as us artists are so temperamental and can not handle ridicule, I have decided to head off to my Desert retreat for five months and sulk.
This situation could be reversed by a donation of a case of Appleton's.I promise it would be used for the production of my Wold famous rum-Ba-Ba's. [no John, nothing to do with sheep so settle down.]
Den.
Now Den I have heard that there are soeme very 'rum' ba bas in Kiwigia now. Apparently all the good looking ones have been sold to us in Oz leaving all the fugly ones for the locals and they are not happy. Line dancing takes on a new meaning when you have to climb over the barbed wire to get out of the paddock. So off to the desert with you and watch out for the camels, might give you the hump.
Good Day lads. Understand that Den is baking special tabnabs for Christmas, also he's going to knock out a few puddings as well. he might be using Cariad the Cauldron to boil 'em up in. All I hope is that he cleans out the leeks and seaweed left by the Taffia. Oh, and Den, puddings and tabnabs have fruit in 'em otherwise they'll be 'rock cakes' and we've no customers at the moment for 'em. Mike:p;):D
P.S. May I wish all you lads a Merry and peaceful Christmas plus a smashing New Year.
Hey Mike, The only thing I am 'knocking out' these days are golf balls.
[that's out of bounds for the none golfers]
Stuck here in the desert for five months.
However, I shall endeavor to have the odd rum nog over the festive season to the health of all on board.
Merry Christmas ship mates.
Den.