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Well Mike we might just have to do that as some of the lads may have a problem just getting their leg over, anything. But there is hope yet I saw Les B Ann the otherday, now in the Oz federal parliament but looking for a chance to get back to it, sea that is!
Good God John, careful what you say. I've heard a rumour thats she's Welsh and the next thing you know she'll be on the fore deck with TaffyX, Elder Brother and Cariad the Cauldron. Be very careful what you say bach (see they've even got me using that funny language that comes from the dark misty side of Britain.:p;):D
No Mike not that one, the real Les B Ann now serving as finance minister along with the Welsh dragon. Between them they will get the cauldron going but I fear we may see some canabalism coming to the surface. Not just the parliament that is hung, think we may see a few more hanging about looking for a berth out of here.
Hey John, Mine hang more than they use to or are you on about 'sweetbreads'. Havn't tasted those in years.:p:p;):D
Reminds me of a mate of mine Stinky Jones. Had not seen him for years then last week he appeared again. Problem was Stinky used to stutter, so bad it would take the whole bus journey to ask for a ticket. I saw him and was about to turn around when he called out to me,
'Hi John how are you'?
'Stinky I said you have lost your stutter, what happened'?
' I had treatment for it and now talk normal, but a pity I did not have it done last year when I was going out with this young lady and we were about to be married'.
'What went wrong then stinky'?
'We were laying on the grass and watching a dog scratching it's back and I said to her in a few weeks time you can do that to me, but by the time I got it out the dog was licking his balls'!
i DON'T MEAN WOOLLY JUMPERS EITHER. THERE SEEMS TO BE A FAIR FEW OF US TAKING EXTENDED LEAVE.
Sorry lads didn't mean to shout at you. Hope your all well and living the life. Miss Cariad the Cauldron as the burgoo doesn't do as well in a microwave. Miss those lilting voices from the Welsh and that funny Africaanse/Aussie accent from Vernon. Dazy John and Melbourne and Les from Newcastle NSW. Still like reading all your contributions tho I've tended to drop off a little lately. Just to wish you blokes all the best. Mike:p;):D
P.S. Hope Alf is still managing his tricks on the wheel along with watch keeper Gulliver, and is George still chasing those lassies in bell-bottoms or is it just bell bottoms he's chasing?
Now Mike as owner of thei auspicious ship you are not allowed to jump here or anywhere. Your duty is to ensure we are fully provisioned and crewed. The comcept of crossing a sheep with a roo to get a wooly jumper had been tried before and failed. The Kiwis could not catch them wearing their wellies and the poor sheep dogs were not sure if they should jump or run. We need to get this ship back on the high seas as soon as possible nad give it a good clean, it is not the only thing a bit high.
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Hello Michael
Well mate thanks for missing us all haha! The old Afrikaans accent and all!
Yes i notice that you have been a mite quiet on site,but the i suppose like all we also have other things to do! Well some of the time haha!:)
Now all i can say is "Sorry" for being AWOL for so long,but you see there was this Wench! ! and so and so and so etc etc! LOL!:)
Not much of an excuse for neglecting my duties ,so i supose i will now be thrown down to the bowls of the Ship,made to clean the entire Bilge,then locked away without food and water for a period suited to the Capt!
Oh these wenches,they do get one in some awfull messes! Plus other things too! ;)
Well after i have served my punishment time,can i then please get my old job back as Chief Steward?? "No chance i hear him scream" haha!
"Now then Capt,i will keep your Cabin clean,polish your Shoes and bring you the most exotic Meals if only!!"
'Get out i tell you" (the Capt screams)
Oh dear now i have really done it this time! Wow is me! Looks like i am to become a Landlubber!! Sob! Sob!
Cheers