Virtual Ship

[Geoff Anderson]

Hi Terry
60 and two days,so i think im the baby. I did put up a birthday cake but nobody came to the party.
Hi DEN.
Dont worry about drinking the bottle dry, you cant. its a speical never ending bottle, try it?
taffy 1eye

[Mick O'Brien]

Hi x taffy2, I am 54 think that makes me the youngster on this good ship.

and den i got you a case of rum to replace the ones i drank.
am i forgiven
madmick.

[happy daze john in oz]

Mad Mick only 54, but i thought there was a minimum age of 55 to get into this retirement village, oops sorry ship,,,,I think maybe the ships cat is the oldest at 18, multiply that by 9 and you get a lot of dead mice and rats. talking of which is that were Den gets his currants from for the tab nabs as I have not seen any coming aboard. I also think that is why Alf has to look after three wheels including the two for and aft. he is actualy chasing the cat to see where the dead mice are. Poor mad mick, he has no idea what he has let himself in for, and such a nice youthful lad, just hope Queenie does not get her eye in.

[Les Woodard]

What a sight we have Den in the galley with a blow up doll going down on him while Mad Mike is now worried that Queenie is going to get him into her eye and we know she has a liking for those with brown eyes. Rum rations are up the spout because Den is being buggered by Mike the galley boy and does not realise it in his drunken state and to top it all of Vernon has gone AWOL while the rest of us are starving.

[Geoff Anderson]

Hey LES.
Be careful Vernon is still aboard i just saw him in his cabin as i went past. There he was like Fagan counting out his ill gotten gains. Vot more can i squeeze out of these poor guys he was mumbling. He had more money than the bank of England.Plus there were stores piled up everywhere. ITS no wonder were not being fed. once a steward always a steward. ONLY IN JEST. LOL
Taffy 1eye awaiting the flak.

PS ,As we are approaching the 1000 post,do you think i would be a good idea if we could let MIKE do that post??. As it is his baby so to speak. Mind you thats if he can tear himself away from skiing or swimming

[Michael Lawrence]

What's this about me buggering Den about. I'm far too busy peeling spuds, carrots and peas (they're hard to take the skin off those little round green things ). Also I have to help out on the fore deck mixing up batches of 64 Bells. I think the Taffia are taking advantage of me coz my Granmama was from the top of Snowdon and I married a Welsh Siren from Cardiff look you. Please can i inform Taffy X that they have a new 10 lane 50 mtr pool down by Ferry road and also a 25mtr alongside for training purposes. Some luuuverly looking women using the pool too.
I see we are nearly up to a 1000 postings on this old barnacle, will the bloke or woman that makes the 1000 post get a surprise prezzie? Oooh I'm so excited I think I'l go and help Den and Terry in the galley, strap up a few pans like or mix up some flour and water for their tabnab production. Keep the good work up lads and only spit to leeward, tho where leeward is on this ship with Alf's steering is anyone's guess. Mike
P.S. I know where the currants come from John, just look at all those Welsh sheep on the main deck.

[Geoff Anderson]

Good EVENING MIKE.
GEE i thought you had left us for pastures greener. Its no wonder your hearts going all of a flutter watching all those women in the pool, imagine what it was like for those of us who did that for a living. It will make you blind so be warned. I bet they haven't got underwater windows like the old Empire Pool i could tell you some stories, and the glass magnified it all.
As for your currents , well we cant waste such a valuable resource can we and besides nobodies complained, just dont use the black pepper.
I hear were having Lava bread next week yuck
Taffy 1eye

[happy daze john in oz]

Oh dear Taffy, you should not have mentioned Lava bread. Den is now looking for an extict volcano to get some, he thinks he can grind it into flour and make everlasting tab nabs with it. I noticed there are a number of sheep with only three legs, and Vernon talking to the local butcher, I reckon he has been fleeced, again! Looked in the first aid kit and all the band aids have gone, and all the sheep have little beige colured stickers where their leg used to be. Who is the ships surgeon?????

[Dennis McGuckin]

Reading the recent posts. You guys must believe that the only two things I I think about is rum and tab-nabs.
Not true. There is a third thing, but I cant remember what it is! I know it was right up there with rum and baccy.Lava bread sounds good Daze.
Now if only we could make land fall on some volcanic island, we could pursue that idea. May make a change from rum [extract] tab-nabs.
Are we out of the channel yet?
Den.

[Mick O'Brien]

Hi den i hope we are out of the channel cause i just did a pier jump off the central pier at blackpool. hope i am on the right ship, if not HELP.
and as for queenie if she comes anywere near me i will run away,
ok who said OOOOOOhhhhhhhh go on chase me.

madmick