Best christmas cake ever
This is the best recipe for a Christmas cake that I’ve seen:
Ingredients
2 cups flour
1 stick butter
1 cup of water
1tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1tsp of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
2 bottles of wine
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wi ne again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it’s best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup….just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the win to check for tonsisticity. Next sift two cups of salt or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally through the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat. Go
to Tesco and buy cake.
Bingle Jells
Regards . Wilky
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