Collision report

[Ivan Cloherty]

Now that's a rather damming statement . I've seen many the worse for drink but never drunk , are you sure ?.

I would think John, that sailing with him would be enough to turn anyone to drink!

[j.sabourn]

There is usually a reason for turning to drink usually for solace , or trying to forget , I have tried in the past and it doesn’t work for me as usually spewed it all back leaving me with just a bad head . A good friend of mine was an alcoholic with him was he couldn’t handle any responsibility was how I saw it , he used to drink Vodka one of the harder alcohols to perceive hanging around a persons aura. I used to take the bottle off him and sit and have a beer with him. I am due sometime in the not too far future to be examined by a geriatric
Professional to see if I am on the way to being 2 bob short of a quid , my wife has already seen him and I was present , he said to me when I corrected her about times etc. don’t worry your next after her your turns coming . Saw my GP last week and she gave me a referral letter , so the pub quiz is on its way. To have the start of alzheimers and be a geriatric does not appeal to me , so maybe our friend has not been very lucky. Life was so straight forward 50 years ago. Cheers JS

[happy daze john in oz]

John mate, the chance of you going a bit odd is far from happening.
Your mind from all your postings shows you are fine.
I did one of those tests for the last 3 years, told the doc I was quite sane.
He was a bit surprised that I had worked out what the test was about.
He asked me how old I was, I told him 16 with many years experience.
Apparently not the answer he wanted.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

John S
If your wife asks you what you did with the butter and you answer, "iI put it in the ridge" you are in trouble, like me, not for senility , in the cold weather she likes to keep it out so it's still a bit soft, like me.
Des

[j.sabourn]

#11 when he asks me that John I’m going to be a bit more accurate , I’m going to say 16 with 70 years experience . If he’s a smart ass and takes it further and says what sort of experience ?, I’m going to say women, I still don’t understand them . JS

[happy daze john in oz]

There was a book published, or should I say a series called,
'How to understand women'
Ran to six volumes and still no one knows what it is about.