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1st February 2023, 10:57 AM
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Re: Pun ot the day
The brain is a wonderful organ, it works perfectly 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, until you get your first erection!
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1st February 2023, 11:22 AM
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Mine has regained its perfection Ivan , I wish it hadn’t . JS
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1st February 2023, 11:56 AM
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#22,Is that not something to do with an enlarged Prostate?
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1st February 2023, 12:40 PM
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Re: Pun ot the day
Nah the brain which means all enlargements are no longer working . JS
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1st February 2023, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by
Ivan Cloherty
The brain is a wonderful organ, it works perfectly 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, until you get your first erection!
Definition of an erection - when your blood pressure goes all to cock!
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1st February 2023, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by
Ivan Cloherty
The brain is a wonderful organ, it works perfectly 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, until you get your first erection!
Still waiting for mine.
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2nd February 2023, 05:19 AM
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Prostate problems are when you prostonate about the past.
Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
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6th February 2023, 09:36 AM
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Local Area Network in Australia
The LAN down under.
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9th February 2023, 09:13 AM
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When I was a baby my parents bathed me in cheap Australian lager.
When I was 18 I found out I was Fostered.
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9th February 2023, 10:27 AM
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