Pun ot the day

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi Cappy.
Forgot mate, I have a health, eyesight and a driving test in July, don't know which way to look.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

Maybe a suit and tie would be good, then you would look a bit important.

[Tony Taylor]

She was only the road menders daughter, but she still liked her asphalt.

[James Curry]

She was only a welders daughter but she had acetylene itts

[John Pruden]

i was talkinh to the local parish priest he said i dont see you in church? no you will not i through a bucket of tepol over the last one and got done for a bleach of the priest? jp

[happy daze john in oz]

A man comes home to see his wife who now has a 44 bust.
Where did that come from he asks.
Well I found this old mirror in the market a d it has special powers.
All I said was mirror on the door give my bust some more.
Can you get your own dinner, I need to go and et a new bra.

The man thinks for a minute, then looks at the mirror.
Mirror on the wall make my twinkle touch the floor
His legs fell off.

[happy daze john in oz]

Years ago the man in the street had a horse and only the rich men had a car.
Now the man in the street has a car and only the rich man has a horse
How the stables have turned

[Tony Taylor]

I watched a program last night about pre war shipbuilding, it was riveting.

[Tony Taylor]

Two silkworms having a race;
Ended in a tie.

[Tony Taylor]

Practice safe eating.
Always use condiments.