Seven reasons not to mess with kids.

[j.sabourn]

A little girl was talking with her teacher about whales .
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it Was a very large mammal it’s throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said , when I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah.
The teacher asked , what if Jonah went to hell ?
The little girl replied, then you ask him.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally go around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working. Diligently , she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied , I’m drawing God.
The teacher paused and said , But no one knows what God looks like
Without missing a beat , or looking up from her drawing , the girl replied “ they will in a minute “


Some more to go at a later date , going out now.

JS

[j.sabourn]

The children had all been photographed , and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a group picture.
Just think how nice it would be to look at it when you are all grown up and say there’s Jennifer she’s a lawyer , or that’s Michael , he’s a doctor.
A small voice at the back of the room rang out , and there’s teacher , she’s dead..

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood . Trying to make the matter clearer , she said now, class,
If I stood on my head , the blood as you know , would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.
Yes the class said.
Then why is it that while I am standing up right in the ordinary position , the blood doesn’t run into my feet ?
A little fellow shouted , Cause your feet aren’t empty.

JS