Wanda’s dishwashing machine.

[j.sabourn]

Don’t think has been posted before ..
Wanda’s dishwashing machine quit working so she called a repairman . Since she had to go to work the next day , she told the repairman , “ I’ll leave the key under the mat Fix the machine , leave the bill on the counter , and I’ll send you a cheque.”.
Oh , by the way don’t worry about by dog Spike . He won’t bother you , But ,whatever you do , do NOT, under any circumstances , talk to my parrot!I REPEAT .DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT !!!
When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day , he discovered the biggest meanest dog he’d ever seen. But just as she had said , the dog just lay there on the carpet watching him go about his work.
The parrot however , drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling and cursing and name calling . Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself and yelled “ Shut up, you stupid ugly bird “.
To which the parrot replied “Get him Spike “
See- some people just don’t listen !
JS